What has a higher IQ?

[MGurkus]

Please vote.

 

[Freudian_Slit]

It's no competition, man.

A pineapple. A soggy pineapple.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Your mom.

 

[Adre]

It's dumber than a pineapple but smarter than a rutabaga.

 

[Hypoxia]

I am familiar with neither so I shall decline to state.

Anyway, IQ scores only measure an entity's ability to take IQ tests.

I admit that, as a programmer, I've been outsmarted by devices dumber than a gnat.

 

[BB4evah]

^^^^Buncha LOSERS

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Why embarrass a pineapple?

It's dumber than a pineapple but smarter than a rutabaga.

We need to vote on this too!

It's no competition, man.

A pineapple. A soggy pineapple.

Even a rotten pineapple.

 

[MGurkus]

^^^^Buncha LOSERS

Don't you have a black family or some minorities to vilify, pineapple?

 

[toeskr]

Your mom.

C'mon, you said mom jokes were lame.


After I mentioned yours,


but here you are,


continuing.

 

[MGurkus]

I see the pineapple is leaving dishrag in the dust.

#teampineapple

 

[Freudian_Slit]

After being at the receiving end of hashish's skeevy and creepy attempts at flirtation, I'm no longer convinced he isn't a soggy pineapple.

 

[jaF0]

And no votes for the BB, even if it is copper coated.

 

[Comshaw]

I can't in all conscious vote 'cause I think it's a Kumquat. Kumquats are smarter then both.

Comshqaw

 

[jaF0]

Kumquats are smarter then both.

Than.



Just sayin' ....

 

[Comshaw]

Than.



Just sayin' ....

Yea, Yea, Yea. If it ain't one damned little picky ass thing it's another. Damned grammer Nazi's any how. THAN Ok? We cool now?


Comshaw

 

[adrina]

Yea, Yea, Yea. If it ain't one damned little picky ass thing it's another. Damned grammer Nazi's any how. THAN Ok? We cool now?


Comshaw

No.

Because pineapples are clearly more intelligent than kumquats.

 

[Comshaw]

No.

Because pineapples are clearly more intelligent than kumquats.

Yeesh! I don't know where you get your information, but according to my step grandma and my great uncle twice removed on my dads side of the family, everybody knows that a Kumquat is twice as smart as any damned Pineapple and on a par with a Durian! Come on people, get your fruit facts straight!


Comshaw

 

[adrina]

Yeesh! I don't know where you get your information, but according to my step grandma and my great uncle twice removed on my dads side of the family, everybody knows that a Kumquat is twice as smart as any damned Pineapple and on a par with a Durian! Come on people, get your fruit facts straight!


Comshaw

Have you ever seen a kumquat tree? Most ill-behaved specimens. Pineapples, however are smart enough to be able to reproduce with just their tops and before you know it, you have a nice perennial bush and some more fruit. That's a damn smart piece of produce.

 

[MGurkus]

Yeesh! I don't know where you get your information, but according to my step grandma and my great uncle twice removed on my dads side of the family, everybody knows that a Kumquat is twice as smart as any damned Pineapple and on a par with a Durian! Come on people, get your fruit facts straight!


Comshaw

Let's leave query out of This, that fruit can start "his" own thread.