What happened?

[Temptress_1960]

Do you think it depends on the equipment?

Now, if you truly believe all those Penthouse letters (hello, can you say "fantasy"?), he would need a 10 inch cock (minimum) for the scenario to work. Of course, he would also need to be able to use it....
And if those two requirements are true, well, that would be a whole 'nother situation.
Sounding more like a fantasy for me.... anyway, that's beside the point.
Fantasy is not reality, although with a little help from a loved one it can become so.
And the original post can't be serious, it's too silly.
Although, it's a thought I may explore later with hubby. Oooh, I'm thinking about it already. Is this a touch of dampness I'm feeling? I think I'm about to slide off my chair....

 

[Sammyjo]

Yeah well...there's a difference in picking some random girl, inviting her to walk into your house and give her the whole show...and doing it for your husband...heehee

Yeah, I just wanted to bring this thread back to life...I didn't have anything new to say.

But did you do it? What did he say/do? I can imagine the scenario.

He walks in on you "touching it" (LOL) and says "Honey, have you been visiting that porn site again?" Then strips off his clothes, all seductive like, walks over, gives you a kiss on your forehead, and jumps in the shower.

 

[Temptress_1960]

Wellll,

It didn't quite go that way in my fantasy....
And it hasn't quite got to reality yet. Course, another wet blanket is the three teenagers in our house... Tough to be as spontaneous as I might like, with them around.
Even in the privacy of our bedroom... cause they complain about the noise. "Do you MIND? We could hear that. What was that noise? You two are disgusting. We're trying to sleep, you know." <sigh>

Of course, everyone knows that parents (especially those over 40) NEVER have sex. And, on the rare occasions they do, it's missionary position, takes about a minute with very little motion, and is absolutely silent.

 

[Sammyjo]

Teenagers...what a drag...mine is only 6...course I'm not married...so, I need a horny guy, a babysitter, some money and a hotel room...too much work for me

 

[Young Knave]

What else?

I think you folks are right. I've been trying to be more subtle, like yesterday I left a pubic hair on her can of Coke. Thanks!

 

[Young Knave]

Cheyanne.

The Man Show was right. Chicks will believe anything. Heh heh heh. Except you. Your diffent, savier, sexier. Oh, why am I avoiding it. I love you, darling. Please say you'll be mine and only mine forever.

 

[Nicole]

Once there was this girl I really liked so I asked her over and I left the door open for her. Then I started whacking off so that when she got to my flat she would walk in on me. Instead of getting real turned on though and sucking me off she just ackted real grossed out and left! Can you believe that? Nothing at all like one of the stories. What gives?

LMAO, now that was funny, but please tell me there is no way you are serious.



[Edited by Nicole on 01-06-2001 at 12:39 AM]

 

[Celestiale]

ROTFLMAO!

Oh Young Knave...you are cracking me UP!!!

The pubic hair comment just sent me rolling!!!

Thank you hon, for the smiles tonight!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Cheyanne.

The Man Show was right. Chicks will believe anything. Heh heh heh. Except you. Your diffent, savier, sexier. Oh, why am I avoiding it. I love you, darling. Please say you'll be mine and only mine forever.

???
Tongue planted firmly in your cheek?

Sorry, I have never seen the Man Show. I just didn't believe your post was serious from the beginning.

 

[Guest]

Chicks will believe anything. Heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh. Whose fault is that, Young Knave. You better watch it or you too will be hanged by the balls until neutered. If you get called a "snake" run like hell.

 

[Cheyenne]

Heh heh heh. Whose fault is that, Young Knave. You better watch it or you too will be hanged by the balls until neutered. If you get called a "snake" run like hell.

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Oh yeah, and snakes don't have any visible balls to start with so they can't be hung by them. They can be neutered, however, and that's a good thing. Wouldn't want to pass along those snake traits to any future baby snakes.

 

[Never]

That which was now is not.

[Edited by Never on 01-11-2001 at 11:08 PM]

 

[Purple Haze]

ROTFLMFAO!

Hey Never, does this mean our date is off?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

You are kidding.....right!