What happened?

[Young Knave]

Once there was this girl I really liked so I asked her over and I left the door open for her. Then I started whacking off so that when she got to my flat she would walk in on me. Instead of getting real turned on though and sucking me off she just ackted real grossed out and left! Can you believe that? Nothing at all like one of the stories. What gives?

 

[CreamyLady]

Where do I begin . . . sigh.

Perhaps she had the idea that you really liked her as a person, and then discovered you thought she was a mouth with feet?

 

[R Nitelight]

Young Knave

Sounds to me like she was just a weird chick. Keep trying. I'm sure it will work just like in the stories next time.

 

[Sammyjo]

Things rarely work out like they do in the stories, do they? Funny thing is, a girl strips down and starts masturbating...you think the guy is leaving? Hell no, he's on you like shit on flies...not that I've tried this particular act, personally.

What's the difference, you ask? I don't know if I really have the answer to that. I do know that I may have somewhat the same response, dependent upon the man, how long I've known him, etc. If it's a man I've known for a long time, and I know this is one of his fantasies, hell yeah, I'm going for it...if it's some jerk I met 2 days ago, and I wander in on this, I'm going to have a general feeling of yuckiness about it.

 

[Mortto56]

"Oh Hell No!"

Things rarely work out like they do in the stories, do they? Funny thing is, a girl strips down and starts masturbating...you think the guy is leaving? Hell no, he's on you like shit on flies...not that I've tried this particular act, personally.

"I'll tell you people one thing!"

"If I was to walk into a room,and there was a lady pounding herself off,I would sure as hell turn around,and scat right back out that door!"(LOL)

"Now has anybody seen my Haylo?"

 

[Cheri]

Young Knave, perhaps she thought you were busy and didn't want to disturb. Yeah, that's it. She thought you and your hand were having a deeply profound personal moment.

 

[Sammyjo]

Re:

Things rarely work out like they do in the stories, do they? Funny thing is, a girl strips down and starts masturbating...you think the guy is leaving? Hell no, he's on you like shit on flies...not that I've tried this particular act, personally.

"I'll tell you people one thing!"

"If I was to walk into a room,and there was a lady pounding herself off,I would sure as hell turn around,and scat right back out that door!"(LOL)

"Now has anybody seen my Haylo?"

Can't tell if you are serious or not...I've had a number of men tell me they'd join right in if they were to walk in on that...however, I'm sure there are some that would say "What the fuck?" and turn right around...

 

[Skitten]

Young Knave;
She thought that you were more interested in yourself than in her. What the hell did you expect her to do stay around and enjoy the show. Get a grip dude a woman is not just going to join in. Whether we want sex or not it is not something we would get turned on about. Have a little respect for her and her feelings. And by leaving the door open you expected her to just join in uh I don't think so.

 

[Guest]

 

[Young Knave]

I see.

So I should try and figure out a time when she might be doing the dirty deed to herself, and try and sneak up on her. Thanks!

 

[Sammyjo]

No....that may not be appropriate...if she isn't interested in you that way, it's not going to work. She'd probably rather kick you in the nuts than let you join in. Do you know how she feels? Why not find that out first?

 

[CW]

Re: I see.

So I should try and figure out a time when she might be doing the dirty deed to herself, and try and sneak up on her. Thanks!

You are STILL totally fucking clueless.

 

[Young Knave]

One thing.

Should I already be naked when I "accidently" stumble upon her?

 

[Sammyjo]

Good Lord

 

[Melody_lane]

AMEN!

Good Lord

 

[Cheri]

I've got it!

Invite her over again, this time for a home cooked meal (if you can cook that is). Answer the door wearing a chef's apron and nothing else and tell her you always cook naked, it makes you feel more expressive and free. Make fettucini with chicken and grilled vegetables and a nice salad. Have her sit down with a nice glass of wine as you finish things up in the kitchen. Go into the kitchen and start whacking off again, ask her if she wants her salad with or without added protein. When she asks what kind of protein, tell her cum. I've seen that happen in may a porno and it ALWAYS works!

 

[CW]

Good Lord

Make that a double AMEN

 

[Thumper]

Owa tajer...

kyam!

I think he reads too many Penthouse Letters...and believes them.

Sammy I would join in with you....if I thought you wanted me too. That only can be ascertained by getting to know the person first Knave...That is a lousy way to initiate a sexual relationship. And very embarassing if you don't know the plumber is coming to fix the pipes...

 

[forgetunome]

Re: One thing.

Should I already be naked when I "accidently" stumble upon her?

Get a clue! That's not something you just "pop" on someone. Have you ever talked to her...how well do you know her! You have to know someone quite well and know their likes and dislikes before doing something like that!

"Dicks" my friend are a dime a dozen....she has to like what it's attached too!!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

He can't be serious. Does anyone else get the idea that Mr. Knave here is just pulling everyone's leg for the fun of it?

 

[Thumper]

Well....

Cheyenne, he's obviously pulling something...

now speaking of pulling....I think I may have a request I could try to fulfill...*EG*

 

[Skibum]

Once there was this girl I really liked so I asked her over and I left the door open for her. Then I started whacking off so that when she got to my flat she would walk in on me. Instead of getting real turned on though and sucking me off she just ackted real grossed out and left! Can you believe that? Nothing at all like one of the stories. What gives?

Let me get this right. You ASKED her over, then arranged for her to see you jacking off in hopes she would be overcome with lust and jump you? What kind of moron are you? Have a little class. Don't assume that everygirl who sees you in action is going to be impressed. She now knows for a fact what a pathetic loser you really are.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Well....

now speaking of pulling....I think I may have a request I could try to fulfill...*EG*

Oh, by all means. I'm sure it is a very important request, one that demands your full attention and energy to fulfill. Go to it!

 

[El Toro]

Yeah, I agree, this was probably just a "frig"ment of his imagination...

 

[Sammyjo]

Re: Owa tajer...

kyam!

I think he reads too many Penthouse Letters...and believes them.

Sammy I would join in with you....if I thought you wanted me too. That only can be ascertained by getting to know the person first Knave...That is a lousy way to initiate a sexual relationship. And very embarassing if you don't know the plumber is coming to fix the pipes...

Apparently, I have neglected my duties here...Thumper, I would be more than overwhelmed with joy if you would join me. I can think of a handful of men that I wouldn't be too alarmed to walk in on...and you are on my list. But see, we've exchanged pics, mail, and such...it's not like I just stumbled in on a "session".

Either this guy is trying to get us all wound up...or he's actually serious, which is very odd. If you want to start a sexual relationship...I doubt whacking yourself off is going to impress her, not right away, that is. Mr. Knave, if I may be so bold...next time you are attracted to a woman, try wooing her...send her flowers, take her out to dinner, be a gentleman...don't act like a sexual predator straight away.

Now, Thumper...I'm still waiting for you to arrive...let's get moving on that, k?