what happened?

[Guest]

Was reading a story here and my computer froze up. I rebooted and when I returned to the site the story and the one preceding it was gone. I hate to miss the ending!

 

[Guest]

Unregistered, this is a common phenomenon with the latest Pentium Processors. They have a lot of smart logic circuitry, so much, in fact that they can be considered as semi-intelligent (the industry defines the standard level as equal to that of a property surveyor that has had four Mezcal Tequilas on an empty stomach).

What happens sometimes is that your PC will actually read the stream of bytes coming through from a web site. Pesumably this story was so erotic that the processor "came" (this is often detectable by a characteristic smell of acetone). It lost consciousness momentarily. The stories are still there, but the Pentiums built in cache has not cleared. Switching off the PC and leaving it for a few minutes will probably lower its arousal level. Also try doing your tax returns in a spreadsheet program. That usually works for me.

Josh.

 

[Whispersecret]

Holy crap, you're funny, Josh.

 

[NoJo]

Thanks, Whisper. Actually Josh was being serious. He's had a triple humor bypass operation . It didn't take. So I'm taking his place, back from a well earned break. So what's being going on in Lit the past few weeks? I see we've had a new paint job. Ah me, so many new, eager faces. I love the fisrt week of school term.