what happened with the sexual roleplaying awards?

[intriguess]

should we be throwing an awards ceremony?

 

[Merelan]

If you go the there Awards and Contest bulletin the winners are all posted there. Anakin started an awards dinner thread, but no one was around much at the time.

 

[Thor's Hammer]

the only reason I did not serve drams of hemlock (I was shut out, LOL) was that Merelan won a category!

 

[Merelan]

I shall give you something... but it isn't hemlock.

 

[Thor's Hammer]

<-----rolling on the floor, laughing his.....errr......head off!

 

[tmuyo]

you nordic fool!!!

if you've seen merelan's writing before i'd advise you to count yourself lucky and take the offer...

i'm still waiting fdor such an offer, but i sure as hell ain't gonna turn it down

luv ya merelan

so says mischevious loki.....

 

[SexyChele]

Tmuyo

Can't tell if you post was supposed to be funny or not, but in case you are unaware - Thor and Merelen are already very, very good friends. Given in this light, it is not really nice to be calling anyone a "fool".

Now, unless you meant your post to be funny, then I admit to being mistaken.....but it would be difficult to discern such...

 

[Merelan]

SexyChele, wanna help me show them how close of friends you and i can be?

 

[Thor's Hammer]

<-----leaping from his chariot, one of his strong arms gripping Merelan and Sexy Chele, (whispering........"next stop Mt. Olympus, where Thor will lift you to heights never before attained by mere mortals...."). I'm being good huh and not referring to the asshole as an asshole?? .......(kidding, I'm in too good a humor to be nasty).

Damn, I love good repartee!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Merelan]

Oh, oh. Sexychele. We have been kidnapped by a , well... looking you up and down. The loin cloth a bit wrinkled from the long trip, your crown a tad tarnished from neglect.

"Hmmm. What are you anyway? A God come to take us mere mortal ladies and use us for your pleasure?"

 

[SexyChele]

Winking at Merelen, as I give Thor a glance up and down.

"Well, I've never been kidnapped, abducted, taken - by a god before, so well, why not? 'Sides, he claims to be in good humor!"

 

[Merelan]

"Oh, does that mean he has ice cream too? What more could we want!"

 

[SexyChele]

Ooohhh....I want sprinkles on top of mine - and don't forget that cherry! Gotta have a cherry in there somewhere!!

 

[ariosto]

Wandering I Uppercaser...

This is a strange party...
Everyone has gone to Valhalla, except that little fellow who looks like a 5PM offering on the Cartoon channel.

"Err...sir, have you an i, I can uppercase for you? I'm very reasonable."


(feel free to dIg back, I can take It.)
(all in fun)

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Thor

<----muttering to himself, "loincloth, my god, these people don't know a toga from a bedsheet."

Ripping their clothes off with one mighty swoop of each arm, Thor ravishes each in her turn. As they lie there, sated and happy, he murmers, "that gives a quickie new meaning."

 

[kitsuke]

???

Damn that was quick.. why with that kind of speed you could be just be walking in the park and all of a sudden the three nuns across the way are no longer eligible to be nuns...

What a force for good this could be!

If they are truly satisfied as you say, you could be employed full time to pleasure each of the earth's women in turn! As a god, maybe even many simultaneously! We men could watch the game, screw around at the bar, even hit on other women! Who knows what...

Hold on just a damn second... if you were pleasuring all the women though... I'd never get any ever again...


DIE FOUL BEING OF THE UNDERWORLD!!! DIE!!!

 

[Merelan]

Sexy, did you feel something? I thought I did. But it was so brief.
Hmmph. If that's how Gods are, no wonder they are extinct.

 

[ariosto]

Wandering Uppercase I Guy

A brief flash of lightening, thunder like a mouse burp and a few drops of rain. Rain?
He wondered if anyone else had noticed.

 

[SexyChele]

Hmmm....was there something?? Merelen? I felt only a sort of wind rushing over my body. Is that what mating with a god is supposed to feel like? Never done it before....not sure.

Now, I'm not gonna get pregnant and give birth to some hideous half man/half animal thing am I? YUCK! Of course, that would make him/her a demi-god, right?

Interesting storyline.......ok, ok, yeah, I got some plots forming in my head. But the sex scenes would have to be MUCH longer!

 

[Thor's Hammer]

lover (s) it is SOOOOOOOO good with a god (Thor) that you blacked out...for hours. It happens all the time...LOL

 

[Merelan]

Funny, I felt the same way. And if this is the way they mate, well. No wonder they had to kidnap mortals.

Ahhhh, we passed out for hours. I see. But my watch. Oh cannot function so close to your omnipotence. Hmmm.

Not sure sex with Gods is any different then with some men I have been with. Wonder if that uppercase guy would know?

 

[kitsuke]

damn, i feel pathetic.. he can be done in no time at all...i mean, when i make love to a woman, it takes me hours and hours, sometimes we're not even through until the sun comes up!!... am i doing something wrong here???

 

[Merelan]

Nope. Not a damnh thing. Though, maybe we should test you, to see if you tell the truth?

What ya think SexyChele? Or are you too exhausted after the interlude with the God?

 

[SexyChele]

I'm still trying to figure out WHAT happened! Well, I demand a recount, er, redo! And then a comparison with Kitsuke. Yeah, that sounds good.

All night, eh? Yeah, I can do that. Of course, I wonder if I'll ever be the same now that I've mated with a god. Hmmmm....

Merelen, I think we should both give Kitsuke a work out. You up for that, dude?

 

[Merelan]

Or he can just watch us if he chooses. If he doesn't think he can handle to such neorotic, I mean, erotic women.

Yes a redo, to make sure of what happened.