What happened to all of the doom and gloom economic threads?

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[Pookie]

He patented it.

*gigglesnort*

 

[Pookie]

Reminds me of the old joke told here, circa 2000:
AJ: FIRE BAD!
Me: Well, yes, fire can be destructive. It can also be used to benefit mankind..
AJ: FIRE BAD!
Me: Now see here, fire is used for things like cooking, welding, indoor heating...
AJ: FIRE CLINTON'S FAULT!

I still remember all the gay handbook stuff. According to AJ, gays were out to destroy the church.

Which reminds me ... I have some unfinished business ...

 

[islandman]

People,

Let's all remember that the world is going to end on or about December 21st of this year. So, get all your arguments in now because these scintillating points will fall on deaf ears soon.

 

[Pookie]

Uh oh....Unemployment falls in 41 states in September

Koalabear distraught and in seclusion, reportedly asks Mom to get DoublStuft Oreos from the grocery store.

That's an Obummer. It's like the economy is out to defeat Romney.

 

[Pookie]

People,

Let's all remember that the world is going to end on or about December 21st of this year. So, get all your arguments in now because these scintillating points will fall on deaf ears soon.

If the world ends before I get to open my Xmas presents, I'm going to be totally pissed.

 

[islandman]

If the world ends before I get to open my Xmas presents, I'm going to be totally pissed.

Open them on the 20th.

Come on, you're allowed. Just this once.

 

[Pookie]

Open them on the 20th.

Come on, you're allowed. Just this once.

My parents said I could open only one, and that was on xmas eve. My parents will come by my house and kill me if I open them before everyone dies.

 

[islandman]

My parents said I could open only one, and that was on xmas eve. My parents will come by my house and kill me if I open them before everyone dies.

Illogical.

Once again, the world ends on the 21st. Your parents will come over on the evening of the 24th.

You'll be dead before they get there.

 

[jeninflorida]

If the world ends before I get to open my Xmas presents, I'm going to be totally pissed.

nice to see that you are still an idiot

 

[Pookie]

Illogical.

Once again, the world ends on the 21st. Your parents will come over on the evening of the 24th.

You'll be dead before they get there.

Xmas is going to suck this year. *sigh*

 

[islandman]

Xmas is going to suck this year. *sigh*

Hanukkah is 12/8 to 12/16.

Good incentive to convert to Judaism.

 

[richard_daily]

I still remember all the gay handbook stuff. According to AJ, gays were out to destroy the church.

Which reminds me ... I have some unfinished business ...

Wait, you're a lesbian?

*swoons*

 

[richard_daily]

People,

Let's all remember that the world is going to end on or about December 21st of this year. So, get all your arguments in now because these scintillating points will fall on deaf ears soon.

I need to start selling apocalypse insurance.

 

[jeninflorida]

I need to start selling apocalypse insurance.

Please, that would be work and your allergic to that

 

[Pookie]

Wait, you're a lesbian?

*swoons*

I'm a switch hitter, but I can destroy a church with the best of them. *nods*

 

[Pookie]

Hanukkah is 12/8 to 12/16.

Good incentive to convert to Judaism.

There is that. It really doesn't mesh well with church destroying though. Decisions, decisions.

 

[richard_daily]

I'm a switch hitter, but I can destroy a church with the best of them. *nods*

*boner*

 

[Pookie]

*boner*

Those have destroyed many a preacher, but not a church. But they do come in handy.

 

[richard_daily]

Those have destroyed many a preacher, but not a church. But they do come in handy.

You haven't seen what I can do with it yet.

 

[Pookie]

You haven't seen what I can do with it yet.

Can you use it as a sledgehammer on wooden pews? With or without me laying on it?

 

[richard_daily]

Can you use it as a sledgehammer on wooden pews? With or without me laying on it?

Consider the pulpit, pulp.


And I'd prefer with.

 

[Sean Renaud]

People,

Let's all remember that the world is going to end on or about December 21st of this year. So, get all your arguments in now because these scintillating points will fall on deaf ears soon.

We're all gonna feel very stupid when the internet goes down and zombies/aliens/monsters/demons attack on that day. You do realize that right?

Hanukkah is 12/8 to 12/16.

Good incentive to convert to Judaism.

I already missed all the fun Jew days didn't I? I mean the one with honey apples not the one with cardboard (are those the same day?) as for Hanukkah it's a crap holiday. It didn't even involve presents until it started competing with Christmas for the hearts of children. If that's how it is I'll make up my damn holiday! I'll call it Kwanzaa which is African for I don't want to be white and then I'll claim we all came from Africa and thus we're all black. Then we can get our Christmas week in.

 

[jeninflorida]

why don't you idiots talk about how many billions the Obama has spent....and what was the ROI for the tax payer?

 

[Sean Renaud]

why don't you idiots talk about how many billions the Obama has spent....and what was the ROI for the tax payer?

What Obama spent doesn't matter for a number of reasons. The biggest being be brought the deficit down despite a lack of funds and got employment going up despite firing government employees. Hell he actually makes your BS make sense. America is getting better despite him doing the wrong things.

What he spent is something we can deal with later. We've done it plenty in the past.