What got you off today?

Ruffian_13

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I'm sure this has been done before, but I'm in a post-orgasmic fog so there you have it. For me, reading some non-consent stories on lit, then watching face-fucking porn. Why this gets me going? Who knows... but it did, twice. Time for breakfast.

Anyone else?
 
Nothing has gotten me going today.

But I'm interested in those stories you read.
 
If your lips inspired a story, wouldn't that be the same thing? ;)
It will be a short story. We played water pistol with my clown head at the carnival. I opened my mouth. The balloon popped at the top and I got a stuffed animal. The End.
 
This was the first Saturday in over a month either my or wife or myself didn't have to work.

Out of habit we both woke up around 6:30 and went on a nice slow trip around the world, then went back to sleep.

That's the usual Sunday morning routine and I feel like we stole one:D
 
Porn is awful when the girl talks. It's 10 times worse when the guy talks.

A little isn't bad, but what's worse is if the girl is releasing those loud as hell, fake as hell noises, that gets on my nerves.

Last week I saw a ten minute clip that was hot as hell. Then at the very end when the guy cums he starts moaning so loud he sounded like a zombie in a bad horror movie and killed it.
 
Spoon feed me saturday morning non-consent cereal.

No, a non consent breakfast would consist of you tied to the bed while a series of men straddle your face and feed you a different kind of cream than you get in your coffee and if you don't thank each one properly the guy at the foot of the bed with the fuck stick slams it that much harder in your ass.

Or you could just have some cheerios and scream "No, I don't want cheerios!"
 
No, a non consent breakfast would consist of you tied to the bed while a series of men straddle your face and feed you a different kind of cream than you get in your coffee and if you don't thank each one properly the guy at the foot of the bed with the fuck stick slams it that much harder in your ass.

Or you could just have some cheerios and scream "No, I don't want cheerios!"

Winner.
 
No, a non consent breakfast would consist of you tied to the bed while a series of men straddle your face and feed you a different kind of cream than you get in your coffee and if you don't thank each one properly the guy at the foot of the bed with the fuck stick slams it that much harder in your ass.

Or you could just have some cheerios and scream "No, I don't want cheerios!"

That was hawt.
 
face fucking porn sounds good right about now.

i love it when i have my girl sitting on my face while i tongue fuck the shit out of her hole! hahah YUMMY
 
What turns me on? Waking him up by slowly snaking a hand betwen his legs and massaging his taint until he's hard, awake - and smiling. Fill in the rest yourselves you lazy buggers.
 
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