What good are cats?

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Stroppy Fecker
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What do they do?

I am confused.

Can they be trained to do anything? Seeing eye cat? Drug sniffing cat? Police cat?

They are good in Szechuan.
 
What do they do?

I am confused.

Can they be trained to do anything? Seeing eye cat? Drug sniffing cat? Police cat?

They are good in Szechuan.

The average dog is not trained to do any of those things. They make people happy.

Damned if I know. They eat, sleep, and poop.

Sounds like every dog that isn't trained for a task. Except play. Cats do that too.
 
Some of them are good at killing bugs and mice.


The ones we have are entertaining, sneaking into bags and boxes, then trying to fight their way out.


The best thing I can say about them is that they make my wife happy, which enhances my overall quality of life.
 
considering i just caught one of them pissing on the one rug earlier, i would say not too damn much
 
Some of them are good at killing bugs and mice.


The ones we have are entertaining, sneaking into bags and boxes, then trying to fight their way out.


The best thing I can say about them is that they make my wife happy, which enhances my overall quality of life.

Lol - CadburyCat has an unhealthy fascination with plastic bags. She likes to climb into them to sleep, and she has a corner of the laundry behind the heater where she stashes any bags she can get hold of... almost building a nest for herself.
She also likes to chew on bubble wrap, making it pop.
 
The cats seem to know how to use their "wake up and feed me" tactics, to wake their mistress or master, to escape from a certain death by fire.
 
I don't understand this.... every cat I have ever owned has been completely house-trained.



how do you not understand this? while this cat is house trained at all, it is still a cat and capable of doing abnormal things
 
Cats are complete assholes, they are arrogant and assume that you are there to do their bidding.

That is why I love them.
 
In my experience cats treat you how you treat them. If you ignore them, they ignore you. If you are playful and affectionate with them, they're the same.
I have two amazing cats. They're old now and so sleep quite a bit, but they still love to play.
 
I should mention I actually have 5 cats and I love them all, not like my kids because I have my favorites but they're pretty darn cool.
 
In my experience cats treat you how you treat them. If you ignore them, they ignore you. If you are playful and affectionate with them, they're the same.
Yup, that about sums it up. We had two, but one got killed by a car last weekend.
 
Cats are complete assholes, they are arrogant and assume that you are there to do their bidding.

That is why I love them.

Word.

Dogs teach you that you are God. Cats cure you of that delusion.
 
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