What fictional characters (or non fictional) would you like to see paired up?

[FallingToFly]

Shang mentioned that there should maybe be a thread for what pairings people would like to see. It was referring, I think, to fictional characters only, but I decided to throw in all persons of reknown.

Personally, I like the classic HP slash pairing of Harry/Draco.

I also like the concept of Alexander/Queen Elizabeth I

I'd love to see a crossover between Spike from Buffy and Asher from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamillton. Or Doyle/Frost/Asher (all LKH)

I wish I could put Stuart Townsend and Nicole Kidman in teh same room, naked. For no other reason than to watch them squirm uncomfortably.

I'd love to put Poppy Z. Brite's Trevor and Zach from Drawing Blood in a situation with Oscar Wilde.

And I'd love to drag a few fantasy characters out with some very pretty celebrities.

Yes, I'm sick, twisted, and cheesy- and there aren't any of the classics there, and I have a hopelessly mudane and intellectually shallow mind...

But who would you like to pair up?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Dorian Gray and the Vicomte de Valmonte would make a positively delicious pairing. I quite fancy a fiction/reality combination of Orlando and Aphra Behn as well.

On the other hand, and this might sound very odd, but I would love to see the good vicomte's graces turned to O-lan in The Good Earth. She's the loyal, stolid, hardworking first wife who is eventually discarded in favor of the pretty shrew with the bound feet. I think poor O-lan deserves a few nights of close attention from a consumate seducer and lover. Similarly, I'd love to see Leopold Bloom freed of his conscience and his hesitations long enough to really thoroughly enjoy a liason with Cuculain's wife Emer.

Shanglan

 

[Equinoxe]

In the realm of non-fiction, for a while I had a strange compulsion (to which I have not given in) to write a story about Queen Anne and the Duchess of Marlborough.

 

[oggbashan]

The Wife of Bath and Sir John Falstaff

Zuleika Dobson and Tarzan of the Apes

Captain John Carter and Red Sonja

Shakespearian:

Beatrice and Sir Toby Belch

Benedict and Ophelia

Hamlet and Katharine from Taming the Shrew.

Og

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'd love to see a crossover between Spike from Buffy and Asher from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamillton. Or Doyle/Frost/Asher (all LKH)

Oooh, sounds good. I'd really just love for her to finally write a full-on intercourse scene with Asher and Jean Claude.

 

[FallingToFly]

Oooh, sounds good. I'd really just love for her to finally write a full-on intercourse scene with Asher and Jean Claude.

Full on intercourse with damn near anyone and Asher... I have a thing for the scarred man.

I wish like hell she had continued with the Nightseer line... I wanted Lothor so badly I nearly wept.

Shang:

Valmont!!! Sorry... cruel intentions... how I loved both the historical version and the modern version. (Movies) I loved Oscar Wilde's writings, unfortunately, I only got through the Fairy Tales before the library here yanked them, and I don't get close to bookstores often enough to go buy the complete works.

Hmm...

I just thought of something else I'd want to see...

A confrontation between Carrick,of Nora Roberts Gallagher series, and Mab from the minseries Merlin.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

/shameless rip off from Luc

Ellen Degeneris/Ann Coulter

/end rip off

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Other pairings:

Maleficent/Sleeping Beauty
Dorothy/Glenda
Bernard/Ms. Bianca (the pooor fellow has paid his dues! )

Inigo Montoya/Just about any one
Trinity (from the matrix)/Evie (from the mummy)

Galadriel/Luthien
Eowyn/arwen
Sara (From the Alienist)/Shahereizade

 

[impressive]

Popeye & Bluto

Minnie & Goofy

Tom & Jerry

Gilligan & Ginger

Cousin It & Thing

Colonel Klink & Sgt. Schultz

Wally Cleaver & Eddie Haskell

Joanie Cunningham & Fonzie

... but, just like with Maddie Hayes & David Addison, once the sexual tension is gone, the show just tanks. *sigh*

 

[Lady Reiha]

Too easy:

Thunderclease and Hippo

 

[AngeloMichael]

Liono and Cheetara

Megatron and Starscream

He-man and well ah, just watch the video

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Mammy (butterfly McQueen) *gone with the wind* and katherine *taming of the shrew*

whapping forehead edit:
Rumply brought it to my attention that i mixed up the characters. see what happens when you post pre-coffee?
that should be Prissy, not Mammy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

The Wife of Bath and Sir John Falstaff

Oooooh yes!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Inigo Montoya/Just about any one

Amen to that! And I loved Bernard and Bianca.

 

[john-the-author]

One of my favorite cartoons from National Lampoon, years ago before it got mean, was a 2-page spread showing the party of the Ring being attacked by the Balrog (which looked like a seriously mean sucker). In the middle of this, you saw a bunch of nerds looking very confused and being spirited in by magic of Gandalf's making

The caption was "In Middle Earth's direst hour of need, Gandalf the Grey summons the aid of the J. R. R. Tolkien Fan Club."

 

[HarleyStone]

The Tick & Jessica Rabbit

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Jack from "A Man With A Maid" with Becky Sharp from "Vanity Fair". Let's just say that she would be very well punished for her machinations by the likes of him.

Mr. Micawber from "David Copperfield" with Alice Munro from "The Last of The Mohicans". That would be a very interesting affair, assuming that his wife could forgive him afterward.

Priscus from Gore Vidal's "Julian" with any of the girls from the movie "Mystic Pizza". It would be just funny to watch them deal with a hard-ass like Priscus, who had ZERO mystical tendencies and was more of a Cynic or a Skeptic by the end of his career as a philosopher. Plus, given his "silence" rule, they would have to coax his opinions out of him, which wouldn't be TOO hard, if they could seduce him.

 

[Guest]

/shameless rip off from Luc

Ellen Degeneris/Ann Coulter

/end rip off

God no! Not Ellen & Ann. Ellen and some one nice. Ann and a Grizzly Bear maybe.

Ellen and Honey, maybe.

Popeye & Bluto

Minnie & Goofy

Tom & Jerry

Gilligan & Ginger

Cousin It & Thing

Colonel Klink & Sgt. Schultz

Wally Cleaver & Eddie Haskell

Joanie Cunningham & Fonzie

Bless you Imp. I was afraid this whole thread would be about characters in history or literature--only a few I'd recognize.

Doogie Howser loses virginity with Kelly Bundy

Hoss and Little Joe

 

[eric shawn listo]

Popeye & Bluto

Minnie & Goofy

Tom & Jerry

Gilligan & Ginger

Cousin It & Thing

Colonel Klink & Sgt. Schultz

Wally Cleaver & Eddie Haskell

Joanie Cunningham & Fonzie

... but, just like with Maddie Hayes & David Addison, once the sexual tension is gone, the show just tanks. *sigh*

This is why I love Imp...Underdog and Mighty Mouse, Minnie Mouse & Daisy Duck, Donald Duck and Daisy Duke..

 

[Guest]

Daisy Dukes and Steve Douglas (My Three Son's Dad). After his years of sacrifice to his boys, she could rock his world.

 

[entitled]

i just can't wrap my mind around Cousin Itt and Thing. i mean... huh?

 

[impressive]

Hoss and Little Joe

I know someone who just might write this one for ya.







And, Ted -- just curious -- what is "Femine Form" ?

 

[Guest]

I know someone who just might write this one for ya.







And, Ted -- just curious -- what is "Femine Form" ?

I have no desire to read that. It was just a humerous image.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Popeye and Betty Rubble (so much hotter than Wilma)