What faith if faith?

[Bobtoad777]

What faith do you attned or adhere to if you do faith?

me: The Roman Seventh Day United Bapticostlyn Assemblies of Yahweh's Witness's to the Latter Millenium.

Its a small Congregation but quaint.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I am an existentialist fundamentalist christian.

I believe in God, and that we must adhere to the fundamental principles in the bible, but nobody can prove anything beyond their own perceptions (even perception is in question), so how do we know anything else exists, let alone God?

 

[Bobtoad777]

very choice commentary

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Todd..

I follow my faith...

Rules and guidlines....

1) If you live you live
2) If you die you die
3) If you get hurt you heal, if not see sections 1, and 2
4) Drink Vodka on any day that you can
5) Sleep as much as you can
6) Get laid aleast once a day
7) Be kind to cab drivers, they may have to take you home one day.... After following rules and guidelines number 4.

 

[Bobtoad777]

excellent rules

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

I thought so...

And I follow them... you to can join my following for 3 easy payments of $39.95(CDN)...

 

[Bobtoad777]

sorry thanks to rule 4 i would be disqualified

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

And why is that? Its the best one...

 

[Bobtoad777]

lets see by the time iw as 17 i was such a drunk/alcoholic i rotted my stomach out with alchol poisoning and now have an artifical 2 feet of stomach, which disqualifies me from present day drinking

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

lets see by the time iw as 17 i was such a drunk/alcoholic i rotted my stomach out with alchol poisoning and now have an artifical 2 feet of stomach, which disqualifies me from present day drinking

Uhm... now that sounds like no fun.... I don't know what I would do with out my Vodka...(O well there are always Raves...hehe...)

 

[Bobtoad777]

lifes like that

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Tes it is,

And with that note.... I will have another glass of my Twany's 60 year old port for you..

 

[Bobtoad777]

And I will crack another bottle of peach juice in your name

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Alright.... peach... yummy...

 

[Bobtoad777]

very yummy

 

[Mustang Sally]

bobtoad, haven't you done this before? like, a few times?

I went to church with a friend this past Sunday, for the first time in about 8 years. This was a Unity church, which my friend described as "not too churchy." I don't know what the services are usually like, but the one I attended was run by the youth group, so it was mostly silly singing.
It was actually ok. I didn't hate it.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

lets see by the time iw as 17 i was such a drunk/alcoholic i rotted my stomach out with alchol poisoning and now have an artifical 2 feet of stomach, which disqualifies me from present day drinking

Bobtoad... you're so full of shit. Is there ANYTHING that HASN'T happened to you?

 

[Cheyenne]

Bobtoad... you're so full of shit. Is there ANYTHING that HASN'T happened to you?

I believe he has said he's a virgin (several hundred times). That leaves quite a few things that haven't happened to him.

 

[Ambrosious]

OK this is a fun one. I go to New Birth Baptist Missionary Church just outside of Lithonia. It is a huge congregation and we regularly fill up Phillips Arena in downtown ATL. No, that's not the fun part. What IS fun is that I am one of about 10 white people who attend this church. It's a blast and I always get a kick out of those that come up to me and say:

"I Remember You!"

Of course you do. I'm not hard to miss. I am the cornflake in the bowl of raisins. Always good for a laugh.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Ambrosious]

Don't be so cynical. I just thought that it was a fun story that goes hand in hand with my faith. Geeesshhh.

Yeah...the only reason I picked a black church is so that I would be easily recognizable!

No really, the church is amazing for the good works they do in the community. I got involved after reading some of the church literature that my Moms-in-law left laying on the table. I wanted to be part of a church that actually gave back something to the community.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Ambrosious

that brought a tear to my eye, it really did

 

[Ambrosious]

Thanks Bob.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Bobtoad777]

that to me typifies what religion no matter what the faith is , should be all about, loving, helping, caring for other people, regardless the skin color, homeland, anything, that is what the basis of religion should be, not the fact of jamming it down peoples throsts but hsareing it through love and kindness