KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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Warning: Long rambly post ahead. Make what you will of it
I love my feet, I really do. I don't think they're ugly, even though they are deformed. AHhhh!!! Muff has deformed feet. I walked on my toes during my formative years and whinnied. I wanted to be a horse, and as a consequence my arches (I have 4) are all high, my toes don't touch, and my feet are smaller and wider than familial footsies should dictate. The last doc I saw while in the military said that "While your feet are aesthetically pleasing, you should never have gotten into the military."
I suppose I have a foot fetish. I consider my feet to be my third biggest erogenous zone following my brain, the genitalia. Yes, my bewbies, lovely as they are, come in at a dismal fourth. They simply cannot compare to the sheer number of nerves a foot has. Sucking on a toe will get my nipples harder, faster, than sucking on a nipple. By themselves other people's feet don't turn my on, not anywhere near like Expertise's nice ass uncovered by a pair a chaps (still waiting for that pic darlin, light a fire under it will ya? quit buggin your secretary with coke cans). However, in the course of sexual activities, I like to play with his feet as much as I like have mine played with. So, it makes me wonder if I have a foot fetish, or if I just enjoy feet. Or are they one in the same? When does a love or enjoyment for something that is outside the norm, no matter how obliquely, become a fetish? Why do we call things a fetish when fetishes are defined as a sexual attraction to non-human objects, not practices, objects? Does anyone else every think of feet in a sexual way or do all ya'll think feet are pretty much as sexually attractive as a vogon (which is as sexually attractive as a road accident)? When you do the all over body kissing, licking, caressing thing do you hit the ankles and go back up? Does the thought of sucking on a toe repulse you? How about licking an arch?
Unless it's the StudMuffin's feet, however, it's just eewwwwwwww. I have not touched his feet in years. Sorry, not even the most diehard footlover into masochistic submission would want his feet. Just, ewwwwwww. The things the army done to those poor tootsies. Suffice it to say that bathing involves clorox. Oddly enough, the tattoo that he has on his right forearm, a blonde bimbo with boobs bigger than her head and nips to match, has no feet.
That is so weird, I just put my feet together, bottom to bottom, and realized that a guy with a relatively skinny cock, oh about an inch and a half in diameter, could conceivebly screw them comfortably. With some warmed KY no doubt. Toenail polish wore off, better get some more on. OOOOOhh, I'd better get the pumice stone out. I'm rambling now aren't I? Sorry.
I love my feet, I really do. I don't think they're ugly, even though they are deformed. AHhhh!!! Muff has deformed feet. I walked on my toes during my formative years and whinnied. I wanted to be a horse, and as a consequence my arches (I have 4) are all high, my toes don't touch, and my feet are smaller and wider than familial footsies should dictate. The last doc I saw while in the military said that "While your feet are aesthetically pleasing, you should never have gotten into the military."
I suppose I have a foot fetish. I consider my feet to be my third biggest erogenous zone following my brain, the genitalia. Yes, my bewbies, lovely as they are, come in at a dismal fourth. They simply cannot compare to the sheer number of nerves a foot has. Sucking on a toe will get my nipples harder, faster, than sucking on a nipple. By themselves other people's feet don't turn my on, not anywhere near like Expertise's nice ass uncovered by a pair a chaps (still waiting for that pic darlin, light a fire under it will ya? quit buggin your secretary with coke cans). However, in the course of sexual activities, I like to play with his feet as much as I like have mine played with. So, it makes me wonder if I have a foot fetish, or if I just enjoy feet. Or are they one in the same? When does a love or enjoyment for something that is outside the norm, no matter how obliquely, become a fetish? Why do we call things a fetish when fetishes are defined as a sexual attraction to non-human objects, not practices, objects? Does anyone else every think of feet in a sexual way or do all ya'll think feet are pretty much as sexually attractive as a vogon (which is as sexually attractive as a road accident)? When you do the all over body kissing, licking, caressing thing do you hit the ankles and go back up? Does the thought of sucking on a toe repulse you? How about licking an arch?
Unless it's the StudMuffin's feet, however, it's just eewwwwwwww. I have not touched his feet in years. Sorry, not even the most diehard footlover into masochistic submission would want his feet. Just, ewwwwwww. The things the army done to those poor tootsies. Suffice it to say that bathing involves clorox. Oddly enough, the tattoo that he has on his right forearm, a blonde bimbo with boobs bigger than her head and nips to match, has no feet.
That is so weird, I just put my feet together, bottom to bottom, and realized that a guy with a relatively skinny cock, oh about an inch and a half in diameter, could conceivebly screw them comfortably. With some warmed KY no doubt. Toenail polish wore off, better get some more on. OOOOOhh, I'd better get the pumice stone out. I'm rambling now aren't I? Sorry.
