What erotic gift did you request from Santa?

[Erotica_Writings]

Good morning to everyone, I requested a new toy..... I would like one that lights up and rotates around and up and down.

 

[smartandsexy]

A date with the hottest man on lit I wonder if I've been a good enough girl.....

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Hmmmm I am sure the hottest man on here would prefer a naughty one instead of a good one......Santa's a man you'll probably will get it. lol

 

[metasexual]

I've checked Santa's list, and he says your behavior has been exemplarary. Consider me your personal elf assistant for arranging said date. Who is the lucky fellow then SnS?

 

[Beauty1]

Good morning to everyone, I requested a new toy..... I would like one that lights up and rotates around and up and down.

Lights up?!?!...The one I requested doesn't light up!



I'll have to rewrite my letter to Santa...

 

[Joey3308]

Erotic gift? Hmmm...what I want wouldn't fit down the chimney, I'm afraid. I want a very sexual, erotic woman to be all mine forever. The only gift I would ever need would be you

 

[Erotica_Writings]

yes and make sure you tell him u want the deluxe one. You'll be smiling way past News years.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

ahhhhh you'll make some lucky lady very happy

 

[Beauty1]

yes and make sure you tell him u want the deluxe one. You'll be smiling way past News years.

P.S.

And Santa, make sure it is the DELUXE edition...

 

[Joey3308]

How would ya like to have one of these babies for X-Mas?

 

[Beauty1]

How would ya like to have one of these babies for X-Mas?

Only if it lights up....

Oh, and has sound effects..

 

[Joey3308]

Only if it lights up....

Oh, and has sound effects..

I would think you'd supply the sound effects...and as for lights, you'd see stars, and I'm sure it'd leave you glowing...of course it's important that I assist in the proper operation

 

[Beauty1]

I would think you'd supply the sound effects...and as for lights, you'd see stars, and I'm sure it'd leave you glowing...of course it's important that I assist in the proper operation

How wonderful...It doesn't come with instructions, it comes with an instructor.

I think I'll take three...I have a few people I know who would enjoy this present.

 

[Joey3308]

How wonderful...It doesn't come with instructions, it comes with an instructor.

I think I'll take three...I have a few people I know who would enjoy this present.

Just invite them over...it'll be like a tupperware party he he

 

[Beauty1]

Just invite them over...it'll be like a tupperware party he he

Hmm...now that is a very good idea.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Hey that is a new one cum to my tupper ware party shaped as....... well I am sure we can use our imaginations

 

[Joey3308]

Hey that is a new one cum to my tupper ware party shaped as....... well I am sure we can use our imaginations

It's the gift that keeps on giving....as long as the power doesn't go out

 

[Erotica_Writings]

That is why I keep a well stocked supply in the night stand.....EVER READY!

 

[sortacurious]

Hmmm, He asked for me in something black with garters...
But, I haven't made a request of my own yet. Hmmm...

 

[Joey3308]

That is why I keep a well stocked supply in the night stand.....EVER READY!

Nothin beats the real McCoy....hard, warm, and filling you with jets of hot cum....now that's something they haven't invented yet

 

[Erotica_Writings]

true....sometimes the real deal is not around at the time that the mood strikes , example after a hot steamy bath....as soon as the cold A/C air hits your nipples have N.E'S. then as you are shaving to make sure your kitty is purrrrring with perfection. Then as your rubbing the lotion onto your soft skin......well fingers may lead to something and before you know it you got old faithful

 

[Joey3308]

true....sometimes the real deal is not around at the time that the mood strikes , example after a hot steamy bath....as soon as the cold A/C air hits your nipples have N.E'S. then as you are shaving to make sure your kitty is purrrrring with perfection. Then as your rubbing the lotion onto your soft skin......well fingers may lead to something and before you know it you got old faithful

Now I know what I want for X-Mas....a trip to South Florida

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Cumming in South Florida......Cum on down .....or all over.

 

[thegirlfriday11]

i want Santa to bring me a boyfriend
he should be smart, witty, handsome, sensitive, and have a high sex drive

 

[Joey3308]

i want Santa to bring me a boyfriend
he should be smart, witty, handsome, sensitive, and have a high sex drive

Santa hears your wish and sends your gift
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