What does this forum do with senior citizens that are no longer useful?

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"Grandpa Bill, take a seat in this chair. You are going for a ride."

Okay... Wait a minute, it's getting really warm down here.

"Don't worry. Everything will be over in a few seconds."

Please stop the chair. Can't we work this out another way?

"No we can't. Goodbye Grandpa."

 

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"Oh my God, they are making crackers and other edible foods from them!"

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[sethp]

If they're female...they usually send them to me and I "rehabilitate' them in my bedroom.

 

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"I'm tired and frail. If the members of this forum want to turn me into soylent green, then so be it."

- Edward G. Robinson

 

[islandman]

If they're female...they usually send them to me and I "rehabilitate' them in my bedroom.

Here ya go, stud.

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[sethp]

Here ya go, stud.

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Um...okay. There's a vetting process before they are allowed into that program LOL

 

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Here ya go, stud.

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"Harold that picture looks a lot like me before I had gray hair."

Stupid bitch. That's your sister. I'm going to bed.

"Harold, did you purchase me a carton of Lucky Strikes like I asked you?"

Yeah. I left them on the kitchen table.

"You lazy bastard. I have to get up from my chair."

Why don't you go back to Cuba?

"What did you just say?"

Nothing.