What does she want?! I'm going CRAZY!

[Chicklet]

My cat is just sitting there SCREAMING at me in her high-pitched, whiney, bitchy, horrible voice!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MAAAAAAAAA!

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT?! SHE HAS FOOD, WATER, LOVE, SHE'S BEEN OUTSIDE TODAY! WHY WON'T SHE STOP!?

 

[Spaceboy]

She probably wants a boy kitty.

 

[lobito]

She probably wants a boy kitty.

agreed. sounds like that's the deal to me.

 

[Chicklet]

can a spayed kitty want a boy kitty?

 

[J.B.]

I dunno. My pup'll do the same thing when she's bored. I'll just pull out a rag and play tug o war with her while I surf the net.

 

[lobito]

no idea, it was just a thought.

*pictures J.B. playing tug of war...*

 

[Chicklet]

guess mog and i could play tug-of-war with her tail...

 

[cricketbug]

don't feel bad...

Both of my cats do that on a semi-regular basis. Well, that and play, "The-thundering-herd-of-two-across-the-bed" at 3 a.m.!

 

[J.B.]

no idea, it was just a thought.

*pictures J.B. playing tug of war...*

in that top?

 

[lobito]

whatever, or nothing at all. Your choice.

 

[J.B.]

ok. thanks

 

[Chicklet]

Re: don't feel bad...

Both of my cats do that on a semi-regular basis. Well, that and play, "The-thundering-herd-of-two-across-the-bed" at 3 a.m.!

we are just accessories in their game of life

 

[cricketbug]

"Dogs have owners
Cats have staff"

 

[J.B.]

I learned that right away.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

This is easy to deal with..

1) Pick up cat
2) firmly grasp her hind legs
3) swing her around your head
4) wrap her around a telephone pole


Problem solved!

 

[Chicklet]

okay i solved the problem

i sneezed

right into her face

and she shut up

 

[J.B.]

LMAO!