What Does It Mean When...

JLatino

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...you have a non-stop hardon around a girl and then when she's not around you can't get hard no matter how many videos you watch, pictures you download, and stories you read?
 
Some sites have Problem Users...
Some parents have Problem Children...
How did we get here? Goodness, I don't know. It's YOUR package, afterall.
 
J if rabbits and chickens are what float your boat so be it. Don't be ashamed, be proud, wear it as a banner.
 
JLatino said:


how did we get here?


dude, when you get a boner again, just hand her your bunny rabbit and tell her to get to work. She'll know what to do. If she doesn't, fucking dump her and get a chicken, two gerbils and a 12-pack of bluebelly lizards to go.

Anything less and your cheating yourself. Get crackin'!
 
AzureAngel said:
Some sites have Problem Users...
Some parents have Problem Children...
How did we get here? Goodness, I don't know. It's YOUR package, afterall.

hmm...package ay?

oh and PV: YOU'VE SHOT THE INVISBLE SWORDSMAN!
 
Look I can get You a bunny I know some one in here who has one but we will need to plan our attack carefully he has friends in low places.

Let be know if you want to bunnynap him and we can get things moving, Don't tell marxist he will warn the bunny keeper.


Mike
 
An invisible swordsman shooting rabbits and rubbing geckos on his gnards?

I'm so confused.
 
Private Vasquez said:
nope, this one was first. He who shot the invistable swordsman words are untypeable.

i know...that was steve martins part and i could figure out how to type the other ones. so i went with that.
 
What she said.

But mostly because I'm special. I have Aural Rememberus Maximus. I hear it, I remember it.
 
Private Vasquez said:
What she said.

But mostly because I'm special. I have Aural Rememberus Maximus. I hear it, I remember it.

i thought she meant the girl that gives me a constant hardon.
 
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