What does a pussy taste like?

Gary1

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I was asked by Tawny T to complete a question in the thread on Sexual Descriptions. I posted an answer there and thought it might be good here too. The question was:

A pussy tastes slightly salty, sweet, nice, savory, delicious, mouthwatering, toothsome and ????????

Response:

how about succulent, palatable, yummy, delicious, …… golly …. Sounds like the taste of oysters on the half shell.

NOTE or CAVEAT: I am not preaching, enigrating, finding fault or in anyway being negative or critical in the following information. Just trying to put forth a little and I emphasize little information. If you would like to print it out and use it for future reference for writing material … please feel free.

There are such wonderful words in the English and other languages that can describe the tastes of a woman's pussy. And each of those words can have more meanings. Check out a thesaurus. One can have all kinds of descriptions to use other than the ordinary crap that is attributed to a woman's pussy, kitty, cunt, womanhood, genitals, masterpiece, her sexual center or what ever … not enough time here for this … back to the point of the pussy taste…. Here are some suggestions when you are stuck for a word to describe the taste…

As a writer, the thesaurus can be your best friend. Just don't get caught up in using all the same old cliches that get over used. Try using some different word. If a woman's pussy is "succulent" for instance. It may be edible, worth eating, palatable, palate-tickling, dainty,yummy, delicious, tasty, and savory. When referring to her "fluid": it may be succulent, juicy, sappy, squashy, squishy, semi-liquid, or pulpy. If it is "pulpy" it may be: succulent, fleshy, juicy, sappy, squashy, ripe, overripe, matured, or savory. If it is "savory", then it may be: mature, ripe, mellow, luscious, juicy, succulent, ambrosial, nectareous, delicious, or pleasant.

How about a young or unused woman's pussy …. We could call it green, vernal, soft, fluid, humid, pleasurable, super, or even impure. So if you don't like those words, go back to the thesaurus and use a few more ….For instance: Her young pussy tasted "green" and fresh. You can substitute: dewy, juicy, sappy, and vernal. I always like the word "vernal": spring-like, sappy, juicy, flowering, florescent, young, Or, how about small, delicate, dainty, petite, mignon(ne), minikin, fragile, brittle, flimsy, delicate, dainty, textural, little, dinky, elfin. "Soft" is another good word that can be substituted for : squashy, juicy, overripe, pulpy. Or, it may be "humid" to describe the condition and flavor. I used the word semi-liquid" previously and because so often a woman's pussy fluid is not always clear. Try the following: unclarified, curdled, clotted, coagulated, jellied, gelatinous, pulpy, juicy, sappy, milky, creamy, lactescent, lacteal. I often hear, "her pussy was "super". How about using: scrumptious, delicious, juicy, yummy, pleasurable; or substitute pleasurable with: luscious, juicy, pulpy; or substitute impure with: spicy, juicy.

A young or unused woman's pussy could be referred to as being foolish, soft, soppy, sappy, goody-goody, or even innocent tasting. How about "palate-tickling", dainty, yummy, delicious, tasty, savory, fatty, butyraceous, buttery, creamy, milky, rich, savory, sapid, saporous, palatable, full of flavor, flavorful, mouth-watering, tempting, appetizing, delectable,delicious, exquisite, choice, epicurean. I love epicurean. Ahhhh how delightful the thoughts of the epicurean secrets that await me.

A woman's pussy may taste "pungent," zesty, tangy, minty, piquant, aromatic, sweet pleasurable, and delicate. Or,if it aging it can be described as middle-aged, ripe or fully ripe, mature, mellow, matured, perfect or perfected,seasoned, weathered, fully developed, full-grown, or even hardened. Or a mature pussy may be spongy, soggy, mushy, squelchy, squishy, boggy, marshy tasting. Or well-seasoned, salty, peppery, tangy, flavored, spiced, spicy,herbed, herby, racy, rich, strong, full-flavored, full-bodied, fruity, hoppy, generous, well-matured, mellow, vintage, gustatory, gustative.

A well used pussy may be described as, spongy, soggy, mushy squelchy, squishy, boggy, marshy, undrained, oozy, muddy, slimy, sloppy, slushy, squashy, squishy, splashy, or plashy.

A woman's pussy may be well ornamented with a well trimmed bush and pierced lips and therefore can be called luscious, plush, gilt, begilt, gilded, and rich.

A woman's pussy may also be described as being clean, nice, fastidious, personable, elegant, refined, tasteful, choosy, finicky, picky, mincing, and dainty.

Now this is "diatribe" at it's finest. Just a few suggestions for those that do not have thesaurus as hand. I do love pussy in all its forms and conditions. Although I am a breast man … and that is for another time … hope you
enjoyed. And Tawny T I hope that answers that questions. hehehe
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[This message has been edited by gary1 (edited 03-04-2000).]
 
My God, move over Dr. Frankenstein, I created a monster.
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Fantastic!
 
Originally posted by gary1:
Just a few suggestions for those that do not have thesaurus as hand.

A few? A FEW??? *snatching the thesaurus away from gary1, and with it, smacking him in the head, skull, cranium, etc. etc. etc.*

Just kidding g1, but I'll be damned if I'm going down on a curdled, clotted, oozy, or muddy, pussy
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Havoc
 
"curdled, clotted, oozy, or muddy, pussy" ... man I love it when a gauntlet it tossed ...

Havoc ... Are you sure you want me to work on curdled, clotted, oozy or muddy? Hmmmmmmmm....... hehehe
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Originally posted by gary1:
Just a few suggestions for those that do not have thesaurus as hand.

A few? A FEW??? *snatching the thesaurus away from gary1, and with it, smacking him in the head, skull, cranium, etc. etc. etc.*

Just kidding g1, but I'll be damned if I'm going down on a curdled, clotted, oozy, or muddy, pussy
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Havoc
 
Sorry to have made you hungry .... clams on the halfshell? hmmmmm....
 
mmmmmm the natural taste is great but i do love adding chocolate, whipped cream and especially cherries
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Naughty boy, Stump. Must be an Aquarian thing.

You should try it with a dollop of creamy Italian ice cream - for added flavour, texture AND thermal stimulation.
 
Ice cream sounds yummy, I love using ice cubes and pop cicles- cherry is the best
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I prefer bannana in popsicles ... however, a watermellon vodka freeze is the best in the summer ... letting it drip onto the nipple and then running down, pooling in the navel. yummmmmy .....
 
Brrrrrr, Gary! Too cold for that kind of behaviour over here in Scotland but it sounds nice. Maybe give it a go in Summer-time.

There you go. That's 30 posts. Hopefully that's me finally got rid of my virginity.

rachel
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I am glad that you are no more a virgin ... My ancestry does connect to your homeland ... my grandmother was a Stewart. I don't know why ... but, the Swede married a Scot and the rest became history ... His son married a Scot and on it went ... til me .... after several tries ... I ended up with a Swiss. Ah well ... a nice break in tradition... Besides the summer months will be upon us soon and you can try the vodka slushy ...
 
Mmmmmmmn - can't wait, Gaz.

I'm a bit of a mongrel, too. I've got Scottish, French, Swiss (Neuchatel, I think), Irish, Italian, English and Viking blood in me. (The Viking is from the Orkney isles - right at the top of Scotland - which are more Norse than Scots, really.)

So - a Stewart, eh? Could be a bit of clan rivalry, here. Can't give you the exact clan, though - 'cause that would reveal my real name, and I wouldn't be an enigma anymore.

rachel
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So, we're talking ancestry here, now eh? Well, on mom's maternal side I am french-canadian and scottish and on her paternal side I am german and english. On dad's maternal side I am polish and on dad's paternal side I am bohemian. So I am quite the european mutt.....

Wolf wolf, here Zeke!! I knew there was a reason I was so keen on you!!
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MacMillan clan here, originally from the shores of Loch Archaig in Lochaber.

My great, great grandfather (after who I am named) emigrated to America in the mid-nineteenth century from Ayr. Staunch Jacobites for the most part.
 
aye - you cannae beat a big hairy scotsman.

we're as bad as the irish. we seem to spill our seed wherever we go - perth australia... nova scotia (how do you spell that?)... and aberdeen - the american one where kurt cobain grew up. they obviously don't teach us enough about contraception in school.
 
Aye, tis a wee bit brae brawny morn, tis it nacht?

Contraception?...and what language would that be?

Och, ye're a shameless one.
 
Aaahh, and here I was thinking it was Greek...as in bend over boyo. Or would that be the Irish?
 
Hee hee, Gil. Think I'll write that one down in my special book, so I can recount it at formal dinner functions.

Yours, too, Dixie, honey. It's amazing how much fun you can have with words.

rachel
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