What do you want for Christmas.....

[Expertise]

...seriously?

And if any one says peace on earth or someones love or something intangible I am gonna bite you in the ass.

Tangible purchaseable and realistic gifts only please.

Me? I really hope Santa brings me a nice electric shaver, i'm finally gonna switch over.

 

[Juliangel]

I am getting a trip for Christmas and it is exactly what I wanted.

In February I am going to Vegas then to Chicago with friends, no kids and no husband. I cannot wait it will be a great trip.

and peace on earth <bending and waiting to be bitten>

 

[Ambrosious]

Who else thought Juliangel would say "sex"?

 

[Shylady]

I want a Bakers Rack. It would also be nice for someone to buy me maid service for a year. *grin*

 

[Ambrosious]

Baker's Rack

S&M equipment for the kitchen.

 

[riff]

Everything?

I seriously haven't thought about it. I just got a fish-finder...

Clothes? Money?

 

[Silverlily]

Peace on earth...

Sorry Expertise, the threat of being bitten isn't a deterrent, but could you do it on the back of my neck?

I am getting this amethyst necklace I have wanted for months from my husband. And from myself, I am getting my dream job.

 

[brazenblaze]

I'm getting GOLD jewelry, the only good thing about hubby being in the Middle East. Now, I'll have something nice to wear when he gets home.

 

[Xander]

Not really thought about it

But a new pair of Hiking boots would be nice.
Money alwasy helps.

 

[Expertise]

In my humble estimation $$$ as a gift is highly under rated.

 

[Bobtoad777]

seriously what would I like as a christmas present?



probably I would be happy to have 1 month of bills paid

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well, if you must ask.....

A new DVD player, a new mini-stereo Hi-Fi, a new drrum machine for the studio, a 12 string guitar, a Griffon 1911A1 Combat .45, a Garth Choate combat 12ga, that new motorcycle I've been wanting, a small, safe, econo-car for the Shebabe, a bit larger tires for the Blazer - and a used but great shape Cessna 180.

That's all. Thanks Santa.

 

[Expertise]

I know u have a fireplace Sparky but thats gonna take a big F-ing chimney.

 

[Juliangel]

And if any one says peace on earth or someones love or something intangible I am gonna bite you in the ass.

HEY!!! I had peace on earth on my list and I did not get bitten

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Julia.....

You should have said - "piece of your ass."

 

[Expertise]

Because....

You were bent over, I was responding to my instincts, and instead of bites you got kisses and licks.

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Big Kitty you should have realized by now that I can be bought...... quite cheaply*grin*

 

[Thumper]

He ain't got the guts!!!

Peace on earth...

and someone to love me...

don't bite too hard Ex darling...

Seriously...nothing...

 

[Juliangel]

You were bent over, I was responding to my instincts, and instead of bites you got kisses and licks.

mmmmmmmmmm and you are so good at those licks and kisses

 

[Silverlily]

Re: He ain't got the guts!!!

don't bite too hard Ex darling...

He may not, but I do.

Besides, using my teeth will let me rest my hands. They will be busy next week dishing out 40 or so birthday spankings.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Another laptop and more skirts.

Expertise wearing nothing but a red ribbon.

A new set of Edelbrock hedders.

Ambrosious wearing nothing but a green ribbon.

Mickey Thompsons. Ooooo. Rims to go with...

Slutboy wearing nothing but a blue ribbon.

A rochester 4bbl.

Thor's Hammer wearing nothing but a white ribbon.

A lovely set of dana 80s.

Sparky Kronkite wearing nothing but handcuffs. Firmly cuffed handcuffs.

Oooohh an NP208 too.

I already have Bobtoad under my desk... huhmmm

Oh what the hell. Santa Exp. I want a crate 500ci mopar please.

Sveetie wearing nothing but a silver ribbon.

A national match grade M1 Garand and a Centennial Edition of the savage model 90.

What I'm getting. A key chain and a sweater.

 

[April]

I want Expertise for Christmas, and I'll take him any way I can get him!

 

[Cheyenne]

...seriously?

And if any one says peace on earth or someones love or something intangible I am gonna bite you in the ass.

Can I say I want you to bite me in the ass for Christmas?

I get into trouble every year when my family asks me this same question for real. They accuse me of having already bought anything I really wanted for myself so there's nothing left for them to give me.

And what I really like getting for Christmas is chaos. Watching my nieces and nephew light up as they rip open all their gifts just makes the holiday for me. I love watching them get lost in the mountain of wrapping paper shreds. Chaos is wonderful.