What do you think?

[Guest]

Would a Roman god call a woman's pussy by that word or would he use something more dignified?

Also, if you were using food to describe a woman's body, what would you compare her ass to? I'm coming up empty on that one.

Thanks!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

The roman gods were philander's in the extreme. Zeus uses all manner of disguises to seduce women. Assuming they would be more dignified in speech than action isn't thathard, but at the same time their actions give you a lot of leeway in how dinified you want them to speak.

Food descriptions for an ass would depend a lot on the ass in question. A bowl of jello might work for some, the white, succulent flesh of a roasted turkey breast might fit others. If your piece is period to the romans it might be best just to compare it to the butt portion of any food animal.

hope this helps,

-Colly

 

[Guest]

It's actually set in modern times (since I figured a god could be in any time he wished, lol), with the god interacting with a human. This particular one is notorious for seducing woman from what I have read about him.

 

[Guest]

I don't think a large, authoritative figure, such as a Roman God, would use "pussy". I'd say they were more "cunt" guys.

I'd want them to be, anyway.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

"vulva" has a dignified sound

"Silence, slave or I'll blast thy vulva" -- Ovid

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Depends on the god, but I have very little trouble seeing Zeus using the common terms. He was pretty much a do what it takes to get to the nookie guy.

Mars is coarse inthe extreme he would probably use the C word.

Apollo, being the more artsy of them night be more refined.

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Just wanted to add that as "cunt" is more than likely derived from the word "cunnilingus", which has Latin origins, it is highly likely that this was the word of choice for Romans (mere mortals and Gods alike), anyway.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Bacchus would use the crudest word he could. He believed in calling a spade a b- f- shit shovel.

The others would tend to suit their language to the context. They would be rude with rustics, and refined with the nobility.

The Roman Gods were a lot of parvenus anyway. Not like the Greek Gods who had some ancestry.

Og

 

[sweetnpetite]

This particular one is notorious for seducing woman from what I have read about him.

Wheren't they all?

Butt food-- sticky buns (any kind of buns, really ['hot dog' bun, lol- esp. if the story involvs anal sex or 'doggie style'- sub bun if he thinks he's really endowed...]) rump roast, 'I don't think your ready/ for this jelly' hmm, that's all I can think of for now.

Two mounds of vanilla (or other flavor as the skin tone calls for) ice cream just waiting to have chocolate syrup/ hot fudge/ ect poured all over it??? Cinnomon buns in need of frosting?

 

[Guest]

Thanks for all of the help guys and gals!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

My gods would call a vagina a grotto, a Chalice of Desire, a Fount of Pleasure, or an Infinite Infundibulum. Maybe the Calyx of Venus.

A nice ass to me is like two scoops of icecream on the cones of her thighs. I like to think of them dipping...

---dr.M.