What do you NOT TRUST?

[snap16]

Condoms from Wish

 

[KarenB59]

Consistent excuses.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Consistent excuses.

But the dog DID eat my homework

 

[parker77]

“you need to”

 

[sally_sparrow]

When you ask a question, and the reply is a deflection.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Messages from Amber.

https://c.tenor.com/VaiQLIdYvb8AAAAM/when-harry-met-sally-tissue.gif

Did you have the tissue ready?

 

[Codeman93]

Any one that starts the conversation off with “let me have a moment of your time”

 

[Tallulah82]

Anyone whom I don't know well, who tell me I can trust them...

Men who self-label as gentlemen. It's my experience that I have a different set of criteria of what a gentleman should be.

 

[Mattentive]

Trust itself

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/peeew.gif

 

[cheekygirl75]

Anyone whom I don't know well, who tell me I can trust them...

Men who self-label as gentlemen. It's my experience that I have a different set of criteria of what a gentleman should be.

So true on the gentlemen!

 

[ericalauren]

I was taught that deli meats can last in the refrigerator for up to 5 days, but I won't eat it after 3 days.

 

[ericalauren]

Anyone whom I don't know well, who tell me I can trust them...

Men who self-label as gentlemen. It's my experience that I have a different set of criteria of what a gentleman should be.

Any men (and especially cis men) who say they are "nice guys" are actually fucking creeps.

 

[ericalauren]

I don't trust our parrots around the internet cable. I almost missed an important meeting because one of them chewed it. Luckily, we had a backup cable.

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Myself after the fourth bottle, when I come to the conclusion: "Well, now one more bottle won´t make any difference next morning, right?"

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

The completeness of the packing lists of non-assembled furniture, except IKEA.

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Anyone starting a powerpoint presentation with the words "I will only need some minutes".

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

My beloved wife, when it comes to the urgent necessity of purchasing more house decoration stuff.

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Literotica readers judging the possibility/necessity/inevitability of a sequel to a published story.

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Anyone giving more than five subsequent answers to the same silly question.

 

[Tallulah82]

Anyone giving more than five subsequent answers to the same silly question.

I don't trust this plant to stay alive.

 

[Sinstories]

Anyone giving more than five subsequent answers to the same silly question.

Ding ding ding ding....we have a winner

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

Men starting a PM with how great they are...

 

[Taegul]

Used car salesmen.

Or new car salesmen for that matter.

Fuck it. ANY salesmen.

But a saleswoman I'd buy anything from...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Men starting a PM with how great they are...

Did I lie?

 

[Taegul]

Eating Taco Bell before going to Magic Mountain.