What do you NOT TRUST?

[SirConradPeckereye]

I don't trust women who might be right in their last post, but you better not tell them or their head might grow larger, and we don't need that

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

"This meeting will only take 30 minutes."

 

[snap16]

"This meeting will only take 30 minutes."

It never does....

Any pre-made food from a gas station

 

[Mattentive]

A microwaved watermelon for at least ten minutes

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Never trust a big butt and a smile…that girl is poison.

 

[Tallulah82]

My own judgement on how tired I really am, when considering how much sleep I really need. Can never balance it out, dammit.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

It never does....

Any pre-made food from a gas station

Never *ever* does

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Never trust a big butt and a smile…that girl is poison.

Hey now, I can be trusted.

 

[Mattentive]

TrustMeImADoctor

 

[mnbreastluver]

Thin ice

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

"I don't have a lot to go over"... but dummies will ask 1000 hypothetical questions anyway!

Always. And then the stories about some vaguely tangentially related subject. 30 minute meeting (that should have been an email) ran just shy of 2 hours with 0 productive actions accomplished.

 

[Jake069258]

Always. And then the stories about some vaguely tangentially related subject. 30 minute meeting (that should have been an email) ran just shy of 2 hours with 0 productive actions accomplished.

So we go to the same meetings?? Haha.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

So we go to the same meetings?? Haha.

I just assume all meetings are that way.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Black Cats

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Myself at pet adoptions.

 

[Mattentive]

Yakult

 

[cheekygirl75]

My ability to stay awake when I "just close my eyes for a minute" after shutting off my alarm

 

[Crownvic]

People who analyze too much...

 

[LiveWire64]

Unmanned semi trucks driving on our highway.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Messages from Amber.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

What is it that you just don’t trust?

I don't trust ANY human being...
OR--,
anything made by a human being.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don't trust ANY human being...
OR--,
anything made by a human being.

I bet you're fun at parties

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don’t trust when a doc says “just a short term admission”

 

[Mattentive]

I bet you're fun at parties

He'd assume it was a ploy to catch and clothe him


Boomerangs

 

[MedicalMuse]

He'd assume it was a ploy to catch and clothe him


Boomerangs

Probably a good thing not to trust.

Weather forecasts.