What do you love about Thanksgiving? (joke inside)

MissTaken

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I Love all of the things you can say and get away with it!


1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people
at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just take some in your hand and stuff it as far as it
will go.
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? and finally-
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still
want more!
 
We have a relatively new Thanksgiving tradition of watching the football games and taking everything John Madden says out of context. Favorite from last year...

...He really came hard down the middle...

Kinda fits with your list!
 
Now I know why were thankful, some seem to have more than one meaning. hmmmm.

Mac
 
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