What do you like to eat?

[monique1971]

I like Dove Bars.

 

[burninlove]

I like real Southern barbecue, pork ribs, pulled pork.

 

[bluebell]

Ben-Hur-ing it

Mo, can we please please please make a stipulation that no one is to make oral sex quips in here?

If I see a pussy joke I'm gonna crack some skulls.
And that goes double for cocks, sex of any kind where licking is included, or sex/foreplay/whatever the fuck you're doing with food products.

Of course, I didn't create the thread so I'm technically not the boss.
That would be Ekserb.
Right?

Oh who am I kidding? Now there'll be absolute rapids of cum comments.

 

[bluebell]

Gooby

I love Annie's white cheddar macaroni & cheese.
And I'll certainly never kick a Dove bar out of my bed. Or my mouth.

 

[rootsfan]

This is a tough one, Monique. Living where I do, the deep-dish pizza is incredibly good. Were I back in South Florida, some key lime pie would be in order.

I love Annie's white cheddar macaroni & cheese.
And I'll certainly never kick a Dove bar out of my bed. Or my mouth.

If I may, that response is just inviting naughty quips. But I'll be nice and not go there.

 

[bluebell]

Key limes and cookies. Not together.

This is a tough one, Monique. Living where I do, the deep-dish pizza is incredibly good. Were I back in South Florida, some key lime pie would be in order.

The one time I tried key lime pie was very nearly disastrous. It scares me that it fills up your entire throat. You can't breathe- there's just so much key lime-y-ness in there.
Ah well. Still, I know it's a treasured favorite by many.

If I may, that response is just inviting naughty quips. But I'll be nice and not go there.

Ta, kind man.
You get a cookie for that one.

I know. Now I've gone and done in the thread myself. Because whoever wasn't thinking dirty prior to my post will now be thinking, well, dirtily. If indeed such a word exists.

 

[koalabear]

Pussy, very low cal.....

 

[monique1971]

I love key lime pie! I could eat that every day.

 

[thebarber69]

Oh, I have to crack that pussy joke, oh, not here, ok, don't need a slap along side the head, *fingers are typeing, but mind is saying no, no*, lets see food, not sensual things.

Has to be a really good Philly cheeze stake sub, made in Philly, they only know how to make it good (must be the toxins in the air).

Or maybe a go box....nope that's not the one to say.

I'll stop right there, oh, and look at that Monique you were my first post, and now my 100, dang, see what a perverted lurker did...

 

[Ekserb]

Cheesecake or spaghetti. I can't decide which is better.

 

[bluebell]

Slap along side the head, eh? Don't give me ideas...

Pussy, very low cal.....

I'm giving you the eyebrow.
Lucky for you it's not visible. You just might wither and die...which would be a shame because we haven't seen you 'round these parts in awhile. Almost not fair to wither a fella who ain't present.

Oh, I have to crack that pussy joke, oh, not here, ok, don't need a slap along side the head, *fingers are typeing, but mind is saying no, no*, lets see food, not sensual things.

Has to be a really good Philly cheeze stake sub, made in Philly, they only know how to make it good (must be the toxins in the air).

Or maybe a go box....nope that's not the one to say.

You, sir, are a pervy little rauncher.
But I appreciate your effort.
Though I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone spell "Philly cheesesteak" in quite the imaginative way you have.

 

[bluebell]

When the cable in the elevator snaps

Cheesecake or spaghetti. I can't decide which is better.

How about both together?

Whoa, I think I just felt my stomach flip.

 

[Ekserb]

Whoa, I think I just felt my stomach flip.

I saw that on the internet. The Russian judge gave it a 6.

 

[bluebell]

I saw that on the internet. The Russian judge gave it a 6.

Eh, they've got such stellar athletes, nothing gets their notice but perfection.
Poor tummy.

 

[rootsfan]

The one time I tried key lime pie was very nearly disastrous. It scares me that it fills up your entire throat. You can't breathe- there's just so much key lime-y-ness in there.
Ah well. Still, I know it's a treasured favorite by many.

The taste is pretty tangy the first time (uh oh, must refrain from quip ), but I love it. Oh, and when it's bad (as it is most places outside of south Florida), it's just a bland pile of cream with green food coloring. When I see that, I want to scream "Key limes are not green!"

Ta, kind man.
You get a cookie for that one.

I know. Now I've gone and done in the thread myself. Because whoever wasn't thinking dirty prior to my post will now be thinking, well, dirtily. If indeed such a word exists.

*bows* Thanks, nice to meet you. Monique can vouch for me (I think).

Well, after all, dirty thoughts are the raison d'etre for this site.

 

[rootsfan]

I love key lime pie! I could eat that every day.

Once again, you have fabulous taste. *sigh*

 

[quietlyhorny]

I've been on a real Indian food kick lately. Curry, Naan.. the whole deal. I can't get enough.

Nice. Now I'm craving...

 

[kevin8008]

Seafood or Chinese

 

[homina]

mmmmmm

chicken and noodles

and

slushies...can't get enough of them

 

[exividere2]

gummi bears

 

[ninefe2dg]

I love key lime pie! I could eat that every day.

slithy toves and borogroves.

oh yeah, and frumious bandersnatches.

If none of that's lying around, then definitely Mexican...

 

[monique1971]

I've been on a real Indian food kick lately. Curry, Naan.. the whole deal. I can't get enough.

Nice. Now I'm craving...

I can't get enough of that either. The Indian restaurant I frequent is run by this incredibly nice family. I think the reason that they are so nice to me is because I'm probably paying their kids' private school tuition.

slushies...can't get enough of them

I haven't had one of those in years. Are they as good as I remember them being?

 

[monique1971]

slithy toves and borogroves.

oh yeah, and frumious bandersnatches.

If none of that's lying around, then definitely Mexican...

But good Mexican food is almost as hard to find as a bandersnatch.


Oh, and I definitely vouch for rootsfan. <fond smile>

 

[AtFirstSight]

Lasagna. If that isn't around then yogurt. Any flavor. Although blackberry and key-lime pie are the best flavors.

 

[quietlyhorny]

I can't get enough of that either. The Indian restaurant I frequent is run by this incredibly nice family. I think the reason that they are so nice to me is because I'm probably paying their kids' private school tuition.

That's funny! I have the same deal my my favourite place. The owner keeps calling me 'Boss' because I think I'm single handedly paying his salary.