What do you like/hate about Viagra?

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What do you like/hate about Viagra?

Personally I like the way it keeps things going like the energizer bunny...but when its time to sleep, my cock keeps telling me its time to fuck. I have to make sure I have 3 or four days off in a row just too have sex...


Thank you for your participation in todays parody of the Jomars "What do you like/hate about Vista?" thread.

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I took one once, just before a day of snowshoeing in the woods. I was flushing bunnies.

It was the only time I've ever seen one. Louie had some and he thought we ought to try it. We said sure, and he gave us one apiece. It helped me stay warm.

Lou was amazed when I said thanks and just popped it right there, but I don't care about it; I was hoping it would ease and facilitate peripheral blood flow, and make me feel warmer. It seemed to work.
 
I took one once, just before a day of snowshoeing in the woods. I was flushing bunnies.

It was the only time I've ever seen one. Louie had some and he thought we ought to try it. We said sure, and he gave us one apiece. It helped me stay warm.

Lou was amazed when I said thanks and just popped it right there, but I don't care about it; I was hoping it would ease and facilitate peripheral blood flow, and make me feel warmer. It seemed to work.

I hesitate to ask what became of the bunnies once they were 'flushed'... ;)
 
One thing I hate about Viagra:

That the pharmaceutical companies are very, very concerned with helping men continue to feel like "real men" until very late in life, but we still have not spent the time/money on developing decent, reliable, low-side effect birth control for women.

Also, that Viagra was added to more than 90% of drug plans within a year of its release to the market in the 1990's, while prescription insurance coverage can still be denied for birth control expenses.
 
I know, it's real hard to come out from double entendre land.

But actually, the snow in the woods was deep enough to have enclosed a lot of the young spruces and firs entirely, so the new surface lay along the tops of them, say two and a half feet to a meter from the real floor of the forest. Under that surface, the rabbits and deer mice and whatnot could move freely between the little trees unseen, making tunnel networks as needed, and all insulated and safe. Even their scent would have been cold and stayed low.

I snowshoed deliberately into the thickets and thus walked on their roofs. They'd pop out at a certain distance from me and the other two guys would hope to notice that. They were carrying the shotguns. It was a day showshoeing, but also a rabbit hunt, with me in the role of the dog.

Heavy work. I used layers, and wool, to be able to regulate my temperature-- it doesn't do to get sweaty, especially in air cold enough so the snow squeaked. Lou was trying to have us try Viagra in the ordinary way, but I don't need that shit. I had a theory that it would open the surface circulation and make me more easy and comfortable.

I never told either of them why, I just popped the thing right there. I love to mess with people's heads. But I really believe it made me have better endurance on the day, because I was never chilled.
 
Hate the dumbass comercials. A group of guys is going to sit around discussing this problem? Singing viva viagra (puke). Take the marketing moron responsible for this and tie him to a tree upside down and feed him ex-lax for a week!
 
LOL

The wifes M.D. asked her if she thought I would be interested in Viagra. My wifes answer stunned the M.D.

She told her M.D. that giving me Viagra would be like pouring gasoline on an open fire.

Cat
 
Hate the dumbass comercials. A group of guys is going to sit around discussing this problem? Singing viva viagra (puke). Take the marketing moron responsible for this and tie him to a tree upside down and feed him ex-lax for a week!

You think those are bad? How about the one with the guy riding a "Bike" talking about his special needs? It turns out to be a commercial for an adult diaper.

Cat
 
You think those are bad? How about the one with the guy riding a "Bike" talking about his special needs? It turns out to be a commercial for an adult diaper.

Cat

Show up in Sturgis with those :eek:
 
LOL

The wifes M.D. asked her if she thought I would be interested in Viagra. My wifes answer stunned the M.D.

She told her M.D. that giving me Viagra would be like pouring gasoline on an open fire.

Cat

oohhh, I like her... good answer! lol
 
Viagra makes me aggressive and surly if I take too much. But it also definitely makes me more horny too.
 
I don't like the headache. (I'm talking about the head that sits atop one's shoulders.)
 
One thing I hate about Viagra:

That the pharmaceutical companies are very, very concerned with helping men continue to feel like "real men" until very late in life, but we still have not spent the time/money on developing decent, reliable, low-side effect birth control for women.

Also, that Viagra was added to more than 90% of drug plans within a year of its release to the market in the 1990's, while prescription insurance coverage can still be denied for birth control expenses.


Hear, hear. A sensible reponse, and one, of course, that gets ignored.

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