What do you feed your mother-in-law

[koalabear]

when she comes to dinner. Besides the cat!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Hmmm the last meal I served her was rare roasted tenderloin with marinated vegetables and a salade compose with frisee, watercress and raspberries. However accding to her I may have well served hamburgers. Thus I would personaly prefer to serve her ground glass souffle, with a piquant mushroom glaze, oh and just ignore the faint almond flavor.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[April]

Almond flavor? You're scary.

 

[Kymberley]

What's left of her son?

 

[Shelby]

My choice would be arsenic. But, I used to feed her lovely, Martha Stewart meals. And then usually blow it by pointing out what a two bit, rotting whoremonger of a bitch she was. She does like her new daughter in law though. Bet she cooks, and doesn't spew like I did. Bet she's bored.

 

[miz_understood]

After years of critisism dear old "Ma in Law" now gets second hand vegtables with every meal she has at our house. Carrots, Parsnips, Courgettes, Cucumber etc ....I am almost ashamed to admit the amount of satisfaction I get watching her eat every mouthful, its nearly as good as the satisfaction I got from using them.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Here's what mine's getting....

Since I'm chef for her birthday (66) dinner on Sunday:

App: Mushrooms stuffed with crabmeat and leeks
LOTS OF GIN AND TONICS

Dinner: Salmon florentine, vegetable marinade, spinach and mushroom risotto, fresh bread
BOTTLES OF CHARDONNAY

Dessert: Apple tarte with creme fraiche
AMARETTO & BRANDY


The key to successful in-law feeding, according to Risia? Booze, and lots of it.

 

[koalabear]

LLLLLLLLLMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After years of critisism dear old "Ma in Law" now gets second hand vegtables with every meal she has at our house. Carrots, Parsnips, Courgettes, Cucumber etc ....I am almost ashamed to admit the amount of satisfaction I get watching her eat every mouthful, its nearly as good as the satisfaction I got from using them.

I LOVE IT.....YOUR CRAZY.........

 

[Problem Child]

I don't have a mother-in-law, but if I did I would feed her...

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up, yum!


Ask a fish head anything you want to
they won't answer they can't talk.

I took a fish head out to see a movie didn't have to pay to get it in.

They don't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums!!

Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking capachino in Italian restaurants with oriental women!!!!!

Yeah!

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up Yum!

YEEAAHHHH!!!!!!

 

[LRC]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

PC your the first person whoever knew (or admitted knowing) that song except me. I used to sing it to my cat. I can't even remember where I heard it first.