What do you do to channel your terrifying, rampant bestial sexuality?

My sex drive is as old as I am and as badly out of shape.

Mostly it just lolls around the house so controlling it isn't much of a problem.
 
rgraham666 said:
My sex drive is as old as I am and as badly out of shape.

Mostly it just lolls around the house so controlling it isn't much of a problem.
I hope it does its share of the vacuuming at least.
 
The_Fool said:
How does the up, down, left, right thingie work? :confused:
Yes. :D


Sub Joe said:
...what's a word meaning "Phobia of tending sheep"?
..how many letters?
..One.

綿羊 or 牧羊 See which one works with 3 across.
 
yui said:
Yes. :D




綿羊 or 牧羊 See which one works with 3 across.

You can't fool me. You just called me a melted fork, which is about as offensive as I've ever seen you get.
 
The_Fool said:
Lusty sigh

I love it when you talk dirty.....
Wait until we start counting strokes…so we can look kanji up in the dictionary. It gets wicked then. ;)

Sub Joe said:
You can't fool me. You just called me a melted fork, which is about as offensive as I've ever seen you get.

It was a spork. Very sorry! m(_ _)m <--- bowing
 
I tease dirty minded british men with striking avatars. :D
 
Sub Joe said:
<{{**^**}}> <--- eating toast
o(^-^o)(o^-^)o o(^-^o)(o^-^)o <--- dancing



Okay, I'll stop now. (^_^; )
 
Every now and then I give in to the urge and go to bars and let men grovel at my feet until they're allowed to buy me drinks. Then I cackle madly at the full moon and let Dom Jeanne knock on my neighbor's door - he just broke up with his girlfriend. :D
 
vella_ms said:
thats just not write in any language
:D Sorry, I just saw this, vella-la! In this case, two writes might make a Wong.
 
I don't usually channel it.
If you keep it bottled up it has a way of seething.
If you see how long you can let it seethe...
 
hmmnmm said:
I don't usually channel it.
If you keep it bottled up it has a way of seething.
If you see how long you can let it seethe...
Yes..
 
I'm with Lady Jeanne....I go out to a club, drink and dance sexy, then tell the stupid, drunken idiots that try to feel me up under the pretext of dancing with me that I'm not interested because I don't like boys. :D I get out the sexual and bitchy energy in one go.....not that the first doesn't build up more watching the other chicks shaking their asses. :cool:
 
Sub Joe said:
What's your outlet? I'll tell you mine later.

I just try to greet each day with a smile.

I also think everyone should own a cupless bustier in black or red latex, for emergencies. It helps if you eliminate pantyhose from your wardrobe, too.
 
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