What do you call?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face"?
 
skeleton walks into a bar and says, "give me a beer and a mop."
 
Q: What did the ocean say to the sky

A: Nothing. All it could do was wave
 
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road....




He didn't have the guts. :rolleyes:
 
why did the bubble gum cross the road?

it was stuck to a chicken's foot.


what do you call a brunette walking between two blondes?

an interpreter.
 
Scientists discovered a way to make a hormone.



Don't pay her.
 
Q: What do you call being reborn as a hillbilly?

A: Reintarnation
 
regular frog says, "ribbitt, ribbitt".

a horny frog says, "rubbitt, rubbitt".
 
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