What do you call your penis?????

[#1tankcomander]

Ok this may have been done before, but I'm starting this one!!!!!


Mine is Mr. Wiggley!!

Say hello Mr. Wiggley..............Spitting is improper right now, don't you think, #1??

 

[Wiggles]

I call mine the Purple Monster.

I call bf's Frank, or sometimes Mr. Happy.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

Mine is named Oscar Mayer..... you know the song!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I call him Poon.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I called my phallic symbol Boomer, oh may he rest in peace.

 

[just pet]

I used to have a boyfriend that called his weinie "Stiffy"

 

[Guest]

Ok this may have been done before, but I'm starting this one!!!!!


Mine is Mr. Wiggley!!

Say hello Mr. Wiggley..............Spitting is improper right now, don't you think, #1??

I don't have one to name. Gee, I feel so left out.

NAUGHT!

Moon

 

[#1tankcomander]

Oh killer.......

you all ways had a way with words.........

Love ya, Babe!!

 

[nasty1]

I just call it my cock, or, dick. Nothing special, I know.

 

[DevilBoy79]

far as i know it doesnt have a name, ask IA81, maybe she can come up with one for it

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh Boomer, the love of my life. I adore him like no other. My pride, my joy, my kick-ass 440 all rolled into one gorgeous body.

He was a 1975 Dodge Powerwagon 200 4by with a 440 interceptor. He sat proudly on 35 inch tires and there wasn't a chunk of mud that he didn't do his best to run through. There wasn't a rock that he didn't do his best to climb. There wasn't a gas station that he didn't drink dry, either.

Now he's gone.

I love you, baby. I'll never forget you.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Killer.......

You sure know your rods.......His wasn't FREE WILLY was it????

 

[Laurel]

But does it come when called?

Ah! ha ha ha!

*slaps knee*

 

[#1tankcomander]

How about.....

Richard or Harry or U B 69...............

 

[#1tankcomander]

Lauerl..............

Just call on me and I will obey your every command..........

 

[phrodeau]

For some reason, my girlfriends feel compelled to name mine. So far, it's been christened Clyde, Tony and Clarence.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

far as i know it doesnt have a name, ask IA81, maybe she can come up with one for it

i know i know billy (right nut) bob(left nut) and dick(penis)

 

[#1tankcomander]

What No.......

Thorton?????

On Angelia????

 

[phrodeau]

Re: What No.......

#1tc, what's up with your sig line? I thought Lincoln could write better than that. I don't mean to be a fundament about spelling and grammar, but jeez.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Re: What No.......

Thorton?????

On Angelia????

hehe i'm all the angelina he gets

 

[#1tankcomander]

Well Phrodeau.............

I took the line from a movie. The horrrable spelling is all mine, but the grammer and contient is all A. Lincolin's. I do know the letter exists (select reading for military schools) and the director of the movie did do his homework! Visit the Library Of Congress!!

#1TC

 

[riff]

Champ.

 

[miles]

A big dick.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Miles I didn't think you............

even noticed!!!!*blushing*

 

[ksmybuttons]

Mine is nestled between my husband's legs. I call it friend.