What do you call a Fart in your household?

[T.H. Oughts]

There seems to be so many names for it......

Growing up we called it a "fluff" and Dad used to tell us to "go outside and rattle our dags" when we did one.

Does anyone have a fetish for them... before you ask I don't

*hell, I must be getting to comfortable with this place, I'm talking about farting, lol*

 

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

Growing up, I think we just called it a fart.

My aunt and my cousin called them "boopers"- I still laugh at the ridiculous sound of the name.

They are definitely NOT a fetish or a turn-on for me.

 

[Cherry]

Girls don't fart! ...

but sometimes, they squeek a little

 

[MissTaken]

In our house, the children call it

"tooting".


Actually, until recently, my four year old called it "burping." Egads!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You're really a 7th grade boy aren't you?

ROTFLMAO

Oh shit, now I've been found out, how clever of you Lavender, lol

 

[Wiggles]

We call it a stinker, coincedentally, my grandpa called us all little stinkers.

That's love.

And no fart fetish here! Yick

 

[mig]

Trump or trumping.

Except me,I called it a fart.



A rose by....

 

[Topher]

My niece's first term for it was given to her by her dad: "barking spider"

Don't forget to talk about "queefs"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: What do you call a Fart in your household?

Girls don't fart! ...

but sometimes, they squeek a little

Cherry wait till you have over 3000 post and not 300, I'm sure you will admit you let a big one rip at least once a week, lol

 

[rexfelis]

Depending on the particular member of the family who was referring to it, it was known as a fart, tooting, or passing gas. "SBD" was also used.

Sometimes my uncle Mark would be silly and call it something different. He only used each term once, as I recall, but there were some interesting ones...

Throwing flames
igniting the blast furnace
torching the grass
filling the sails
dispersing a crowd
killing the dog
blaming the dog
lifting off
depressurizing the pipes

I think he had a fetish for being disgusting. lol

Speaking of fetishes, no, farts are not anything of the sort for me.

I do know a guy, brilliant with computers, who will fart and then wave his fart to his nose and smell it. Even in front of strangers. What can I say. He's eccentric. Must be his New York City background.

 

[lobito]

No farting allowed in this house, we "poot", instead.

Lo

 

[Cheyenne]

A fart is a fart in our family.

A fetish? Ick. No thank you.

 

[Andreina]

my friend calls it "letting Polly out of Prison"....

I call it "should have been burp, but got lost" or simply "fart".

A good fart can be something so relieving. Don't you think so? Especially when you have been forced to hold be back for a length of time..... sorry - getting disgusting here


Halo

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Next question..... do you play "tents" with your SO in bed. My SO is a shocker for doing this, lol

Tents = doing a fart and then hold the covers over the person next to you so they can not escape the smell

 

[Andreina]

Next question..... do you play "tents" with your SO in bed. My SO is a shocker for doing this, lol

Tents = doing a fart and then hold the covers over the person next to you so they can not escape the smell

only if he has been a meany... My dad used to do it with our dog (he slept in my parents' bed) until our dog bit him in the shin one time


Halo

 

[on_the_verge]

Next question..... do you play "tents" with your SO in bed. My SO is a shocker for doing this, lol

Tents = doing a fart and then hold the covers over the person next to you so they can not escape the smell

*Wondering what other little devilsih games T.H. plays with her S/O?*

No tent playing here unless you are talking about an erection. My dog use to run away after first hearing a fart and when the scent carried to her nose.

 

[Desdemona]

No tent playing in my house.

Not a fetish here, either. We refer to it as "breaking wind".

Now, my brother and his friends, on the other hand, used to set their farts on fire with a lighter. In fact, after a particularly explosive meal of beans on a camping trip, one of his friends lit up their tent. The poor guy apparently caught his underwear on fire and singed his pubic hair. I've been laughing about that story for 20 years.

 

[Cheyenne]

only if he has been a meany... My dad used to do it with our dog (he slept in my parents' bed) until our dog bit him in the shin one time

Okay, that line about the dog genuinely had me LOL!

 

[SilverVeil]

That.

As in : looking at the person next to me on the sofa and saying " Did you do THAT ? EWWWWWWWW !!! "

And he loves to back up next to me in bed and fart on my leg. No tenting though. The smell is so toxic it eats through the blankets anyway.
My cats run away when he does that.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*Wondering what other little devilsih games T.H. plays with her S/O?*

 

[on_the_verge]

I guess I will find out after you finishing teasing and making faces at me…

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I guess I will find out after you finishing teasing and making faces at me…

You think so do ya. lol

 

[on_the_verge]

You think so do ya. lol

Oh T.H., I know so and besides I have been a "good puppy" and I would like my treat.

I can stand on my hind legs and wiggle my tail, hee!

 

[lisalove]

My grandmother lived with us and she was rather proper...fart was considered a bad word so if one even dared to acknowledge it, it was called *fluffy*.

I always say to my little ones, "oh did you have a little stinky tooter?". No fetish, but it's very cute when little kids 'toot'.