What do you believe?

[maggot420]

I believe in the wrist shot, the hip check and that the instigator rule should be abolished. I believe the backhand is a lost art and that stand up goaltenders are always stand up guys. I believe in the ghost of Harold Ballard and the spirit of Don Cherry. I believe in the blue and white and I bleed blue and white every year. I believe that even though my heart has been broken, my love will never diminish. I believe because it is the least that I can do for those that fight for the belief.

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
~Crash Davis

What do you believe?

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I believe in precision of language and precision of action.

I believe in the yin and the yang.

I believe in the power of some great art to elevate the soul.

I believe in karma.

I believe in eternal beauty.

I believe in love.

 

[rgraham666]

I believe there's enough pain in the universe without me adding to the sum total.

 

[R. Richard]

"Every man has to believe in something and I believe I'll have another drink."

 

[buxxxom]

I believe in ghosts, and the Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot.

I believe praying mantises are aliens sent from other planets to observe.

I believe what's in your heart is what matters.

I believe what goes around comes around, but that it takes too long sometimes, and not long enough others.

I believe in taking a nap if at all possible.

I believe in middle of the night silent lovemaking.

I believe in promises kept.

 

[Belegon]

No one's quoted Crash Davis yet????

 

[christabelll]

No one's quoted Crash Davis yet????

woof

 

[impressive]

woof

Yes.

 

[slyc_willie]

No one's quoted Crash Davis yet????

I believe the first post was maggot's take on the speech . . .

 

[cloudy]

I believe in standing up for what I believe in, no matter how unpopular that stance may be.

 

[maggot420]

I believe the first post was maggot's take on the speech . . .

Call it my humble homage

 

[christabelll]

I believe Imp & Bel's av's make my panties wet








I believe that we are the conscious expressions of the universe seeking itself. As we discover ourselves so to does the universe discover itself.

 

[pennagirl]

I believe that what goes around comes around.

I believe in tomorrow.

I believe chocolate is the best thing ever invented.

I believe my daughters are the smart, strong and beautiful.

I believe marriage is all about compromising and loving your spouse.

 

[slyc_willie]

Fidelity, Honesty, and Communication.

Believe it or not.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I believe in the erotic power of originality and of how very rare it is to find it.

 

[redsox75]

I Believe...

… Baseball is true poetry…

… You only get two great loves in your life…

… Kissing can tell you a lot about someone…

… The Red Sox are my addiction…

… Life should not be taken too seriously…

… Experimentation is a good thing…

… Science should be left alone to make its own discoveries…

… We are on the verge of a great time for the human race…

… Things always work out in the end…

… You should never be afraid…

… Anyone who hurts a child is not worthy of the title human…

… There is a greater understanding to the universe then we can comprehend…

… People are genuinely good…

… Disney World is the happiest place on earth…

… Everyone should watch cartoons…

… People should say Hello to each other more often…

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I believe that Italian women are F---ing HOT!

 

[slyc_willie]

I believe that sexiness is impossible without maturity.

 

[impressive]

I believe that sexiness is impossible without maturity.

I believe it's impossible without at least some measure of self-confidence.

 

[slyc_willie]

I believe it's impossible without at least some measure of self-confidence.

Indeed.

The sword doesn't hurt, either.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I believe in evolution. I believe we, as a universe, are nothing but an experiment in a vast petri dish. I believe the earth revolves around the sun and that it is round. I believe in love. I believe in the soul, not in the religious sense, but in the whole being sense. I believe those without a soul are evil. I don't believe in God, Allah, Vishnu, Buddha or any other supreme being, except that scientist stirring the petri dish. And I believe in myself.

And everything else Crash said...

 

[rgraham666]

I believe I am going to hunt down the person responsible for the invention of car alarms and kill him very, very slowly.

I wonder if this should have gone in the blurt thread?

 

[maggot420]

I believe I am going to hunt down the person responsible for the invention of car alarms and kill him very, very slowly.

I wonder if this should have gone in the blurt thread?

I believe it is right where it belongs
And I believe you should start hunting...soon

 

[bluebell]

- I have deep belief in words. And music. Separately and together.
- I also believe that no matter how many people you surround yourself with and how happy you are, it's still going to be you alone with yourself when you go to bed at night. Regardless of whose body is on the other side of the bed. It's going to be you and it's your place to decide how you feel about that.
- I think some feelings won't ever be properly transmuted, and others will be felt tenfold beyond the intention.
- I believe that there will always be people with whom you will feel the burden of crossed wires. No matter how you say it or when, the both of you will be forever like currents that run powerfully, but slip past each other, or just bump shoulders. Like the Amazon and the Atlantic, with this giant sandy/blue colored divide.
- I'll always be sad about Karen Carpenter.
- I'll always believe black jellybeans are evil and that they are in cahoots with the black licorice of the world, embroiled in a malevolent plan to take over civilization.
- I believe Sound of Water by Saint Etienne is one of the best albums ever created.

And lastly, I will always, ALWAYS believe that Renee Zellweger was robbed of her Best Actress win as Roxie Hart because Nicole Kidman won for The Hours with her fake nose.
Bah. The hard feelings run deep here, people.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I always believe it will be all right.