What do these items have in common?

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[The Harley Guy]

Items found in a kitchen drawer?

 

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[The Harley Guy]

No, I use them to make frozen pig tail soup, but hey you never know! I have been known to keep tools in the bathroom .

 

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[Basia]

You took the time to type them to fool us all?

 

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[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

Glass or ceramic bottle, Light bulb, Apple, Salami, Wooden Ax Handle, Dull knife, Ice pick, Knife sharpener , Tin cup, Curling Iron, Flashlight , Screwdriver , Toothbrush, Wire spring, Balloon, Baseball, Tennis ball, Pool cue ball, Shampoo Bottle, Snuff box, Bottle cap, Cattle horn, Chain (gold), Frozen pig's tail, "Kangaroo tumor", 72 1/2 Jeweler's saw, Umbrella handle, Toolbox, Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and a magazine.

All removed from people's asses.

 

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[Nomadic Lady]

Emerald_eyed you said: Can you imgine is the light bulb was to break?

LOL....

Yikes! talk about a bloody bunghole.

 

[Mona Lisa]

Can you imgine is the light bulb was to break?

I remember reading somewhere that they had to use a suction cup dart (along with some other stuff) to remove it.

 

[Sandia]

Sounds like crap to me...