What do I do?

[OUTSIDER]

You know my favourite Darwin award was the two idiots in a car who lit a firework in their car and were going to throw it at the passers by but the idiot hadn't rolled down the window and the firework bounced off the widow and the blast killed the pair.

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... I didn't know of that one. Did you read the one about the guy smearing his cock with peanutbutter and then having his dog lick it off, but instead, the dog bit it?

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'd never heard of that one but I herad about a guy (and lets face it, it's usually a guy) who tied a whole bunch of those big helium filled ballon's to a sunlounger and the rope broke he froated off up to about 37,000 feet and froze to death.......

 

[bluntforcemama]

Now that is worthy of a "stopping the gene pool" award.

 

[OUTSIDER]

What about the guy who was so into his music on his personal stereo that he ran over the top of a cliff

 

[bluntforcemama]

hahaha.... he bombed that one, no doubt about it.

 

[OUTSIDER]

What about the overweight woman who flushed the toilet on a plane before getting up and the vacum sucked out 3 feet of intestine.....now thats some rim job.

 

[bluntforcemama]

EW! EEEWWWW!!!

 

[beckbabe]

Some of those sound truer than others. Then again, some are more gross than others. Here's a true and gross one: My ex friend, lets call her Colby, put tuna fish all over her pussy so her cat would lick it off. That's mistreatment of animals.