What did your "boss" give you for Christmas?

[Ms_Ann]

I got 3 ears of popcorn...on the cob. Homegrown, I think. I just shucked one and threw it in the air popper. And then dumped a half a stick of butter on it...


It was ok. A little chewy.

Needs more butter...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A c-note.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Damn...

 

[Ms_Ann]

That would buy a lot of butter...

 

[JoanneA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHBRaWqO5fg

 

[Ms_Ann]

One place I worked every year it was a tube of hand cream. I'd throw it in the glove box. When I quit I had nine.

 

[coati]

Ain't got no boss, so I buy my own popcorn.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I need to floss.

 

[glynndah]

Puppy chow.

 

[silver gurl]

Free toys. A voucher for more toys. An open expense to take my family out to dinner, movie tickets.
Bonus time is March.

 

[Noor]

I am the boss of me I don't really celebrate Christmas.

At an old job, my boss gave me a gas credit card that was good for a month.
That was kind of neat.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I am the boss of me I don't really celebrate Christmas.

At an old job, my boss gave me a gas credit card that was good for a month.
That was kind of neat.

Your ex-boss gave you gas...

 

[Noor]

Your ex-boss gave you gas...

My late boss would find that very funny. He was into Ole and Lena jokes too.

 

[thør]

I will sign my bonus check, tomorrow.

I might give myself a couple days off, too.

 

[Noor]

In memory

"Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee.

Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farder now if ya vant to"... so Ole drove to Duluth."

 

[Ms_Ann]

I will sign my bonus check, tomorrow.

I might give myself a couple days off, too.

Cash is so cold and impersonal. Send me it and I'll convert it into something warm and fuzzy.

 

[thør]

Cash is so cold and impersonal. Send me it and I'll convert it into something warm and fuzzy.

I'd direct deposit it because it's convenient, but it's more personal to hand checks out to the crew.

In memory

"Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee.

Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farder now if ya vant to"... so Ole drove to Duluth."

Ole and Lena jokes are the best.

 

[pollynova]

I gift card to the store I work at...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Cash is best.


Gimme the Benjamins, and then I get what I want to, when I want to.

 

[nerfhearder]

Why is boss in quotes?

 

[Not Normal]

I'm self employed and my boss got me a lovely pair of microphones.

 

[Hypoxia]

Last year it was a US$95k housecar.

I don't know what's up this year.

Maybe a nice teddy-bear.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Told my boss I ate his corn and he went into a 20 minute discussion of his diverticulitis.



That's why I don't talk to people.

 

[renard_ruse]

A company pen. It was wrapped in nice gift wrap. I thought it was maybe a small box of candies or something. Not sure what the point was. Well, ball point I suppose, but not the reason. Why bother? Weird

 

[Ms_Ann]

A company pen. It was wrapped in nice gift wrap. I thought it was maybe a small box of candies or something. Not sure what the point was. Well, ball point I suppose, but not the reason. Why bother? Weird

You have a job...