What did you masterbate over before you had the real thing to have sex with?

[T.H. Oughts]

Playboy?
Victoria Secret?
National Geographic?
Page 3 of the Sunday Paper?
Other... explain....

Personaly I found a magazine with had a womans bare breasts and used to have fun looking at that..... the magazine was not an erotic one, just happened to be in some advertising which was quite unusal to find back in the early 70's.

In my mid teens I found a copy of Karma Sutra in my dad's sock draw and reading that was goooooood... That book was the only erotic thing to be found around the house.

 

[Susano]

I had fundamentalist Christian parents. I had to sneak to the library...
I still remember the Dewey Decimal number with all the good stuff: 613.96

 

[MNGuy]

My mom's Cosmopolitan.

Until I found dad's Hustlers.

 

[mokum13]

I think it was the forum of penthouse and occassionally a porn book which were going around at school.

 

[mig]

Just the pictures in my head and Health and Efficiency.

 

[SlowHand89]

This is hilarious but the first 'item' that got me off was Mad magazine. It was the one and only Mad I ever bought and I didn't know it when I bought it but it must have been a sex issue. They had a spoof on 'Deep Throat' and some spoof ads for movies. I remember one ad about 'Sheena Queen of the Jungle'. That ad was sooo hot.

 

[weed]

This one makes me smile.

Rosemary Rogers novels. Remember them.....lusty stories of a woman overwhelmed by a dark man who eventually declares love for her. Lots of sex set in early America.

Now I laugh at this question wondering if it shouldn't be....What do you masturbate over after you had the real thing?

Guess I've had a few frustrated moments in my life.

 

[Soblue]

I used to sneak off and lock myself in the bathroom with my mothers copy of The Happy Hooker.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

My Mum worked in a book shop for about 20 years but she never brought home the good ones......

 

[Guest]

 

[JerseyBoy]

I remember the lucky day we found a playboy (or some dirty mag) in the woods along the bike path...changed my life forever, hehe...then I saw 'the groove tube' on HBO

The funniest thing was that i had always kept hearing the word 'pubes' and had no idea what they were talking about...thank god for the 8th graders, they knew everything

 

[Cheyenne]

Rosemary Rodgers (sp?) books, the Happy Hooker, copies of my dad's magazines (something rauchy, but I can't remember the name.)

 

[Kitte]

I remember hiding away in my bedroom with my dads copy of the Happy Hooker.

 

[weed]

Rosemary Rodgers (sp?) books, the Happy Hooker, copies of my dad's magazines (something rauchy, but I can't remember the name.)

Yeah, you got the spelling right, I remember now.....long time ago.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

see'ing as how there was, after dad got "saved" nothing even remotely erotic in the house I pretty much just used whatever was handy. found that a pillow and a wicked imagination worked best

 

[cg_allstar]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the lingerie section in the old Sears and J.C.Penney's catalogs, back before the internet and Victoria's Secret. That's what I used at first.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The funniest thing was that i had always kept hearing the word 'pubes' and had no idea what they were talking about...thank god for the 8th graders, they knew everything

I remember my sister and her friend chuckling over the word 'pregnant'. I asked her what it was and she said when I was older she would tell me. Hell I was about five at the time.... pregnant was not a used word in my world. A woman was 'expecting".

 

[intrigued]

Playboy?
Victoria Secret?
National Geographic?
Page 3 of the Sunday Paper?
Other... explain....

Personaly I found a magazine with had a womans bare breasts and used to have fun looking at that..... the magazine was not an erotic one, just happened to be in some advertising which was quite unusal to find back in the early 70's.

In my mid teens I found a copy of Karma Sutra in my dad's sock draw and reading that was goooooood... That book was the only erotic thing to be found around the house.

Well, I never masturbated until about 6~8 months ago, and I use movies of men masturbating. Absolutely devastates me.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

trashy (and I do mean trashy) romance novels that I stole from my moms room. Then it was fantasies...mostly of my various objects of affection. However, after seeing and experiencing the real thing they got *much* more detailed.

 

[Raina]

When I was in Junior High, I used to read those Zebra Romance novels....you know the really thick ones with the half naked people on the front. They usually had 2 or 3 really steamy sex scenes in them that I would bookmark and savor later.

My best friend and I used to trade them back and forth, and we used to send her little brother (about 9 or 10 years old) to K-mart on his bicycle to buy them for us. We'd tell him to "pick one with a good cover" LOL!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

We'd tell him to "pick one with a good cover" LOL!

lol, I wonder what his fetish is these days.

 

[intrigued]

This one makes me smile.

Rosemary Rogers novels. Remember them.....lusty stories of a woman overwhelmed by a dark man who eventually declares love for her. Lots of sex set in early America.

Now I laugh at this question wondering if it shouldn't be....What do you masturbate over after you had the real thing?

Guess I've had a few frustrated moments in my life.

Oh honey, I remember!! "Shana" was my favorite, I think I read it 6 times through the years!

I also got quite an education through "Valley of the Dolls'. Oh my goodness, the yearning in my loins that one gave me!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Those romance novel books with the pirate and the innocent sexy maiden on the cover.

I used to read them and as I was reading them I would get all these tingling sensations all over my body... I had no idea what was going on but it felt good...


Ah, how I loved those books.

 

[MunchinMark]

As an eldest child I couldn't raid my siblings. But friends' elder brothers were a treasure trove of Fiesta magazines. All you had to do was blackmail them (usually about illicit alchohol).

And then there was briefly the internet, but I discovered that about the same time as I discovered a willing girl.

 

[Lightning]

It Started...

...with, God... I'm not sure now. Hell, I remember being in second grade, admiring the beautiful girls in eighth grade, and "wanting" them. Somehow, I just knew what it all meant.

The first really good thing that I masturbated over was my Dad's Penthouse magazines... particularly the Forum section. Now, all I need for story inspiration is found right here at Lit. God, to have had Lit back then, would have been heaven.