What did you do for your Mamma this Mother's Day?

[TallMan69]

I got my Mamma a potted plant.

 

[KRCummings]

I told the crazy old bat to shut the fuck up.

 

[TallMan69]

Ok, that would be other. Lol

 

[KRCummings]

"I gave birth...blah blah blah...raised you...blah blah blah"
Whatever, I got my own kids to guilt.

 

[pointless]

Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.

 

[jomar]

Make sure you fuck them up enough to take you someplace really nice.

 

[KRCummings]

Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.

You should probably keep her in the freezer then.

 

[TheCarver]

Did nothing. She told me to never talk to her again so I don't.

 

[pointless]

fuck that. i have a shovel and ice cream that needs to eaten.

 

[KRCummings]

fuck that. i have a shovel and ice cream that needs to eaten.

A shovel is a lot of work. Maybe just leave her out for the racoons.

 

[pointless]

all we got is woodchucks, ferral cats and possums. i don't think it'll work.

 

[Minalick]

Nada..

 

[Redatlit]

I visited her, gave her a card, and a beautiful hanging basket. I was blessed with a wonderful mother, so it's a joy every year to honor and thank her.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

You know I wasn't going to do anything as usual but I figured I would let her know I still think about her from time to time....so I sent an E mail.

http://www.mytinyphone.com/uploads/users/cacique/114260.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

I tried to stay away from her as much as possible so my brothers could do their thing. I just got up and I really don't want to leave this room and face her. I want to do something for my grandma, but I can't think of anything to do... I fucked off on it, and now I feel bad.

 

[MsDeanne]

She's dead.
I dusted off her urn and tomorrow I am going to bingo in memory.
Momma lover herself some bingo lmao

 

[pointless]

fuck it. i'm gonna go kill me an arab.

 

[KRCummings]

fuck it. i'm gonna go kill me an arab.

That's always a good time waster.

 

[pointless]

yeah, but the talk with the priest after i get caught is a total fucking drag.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Our boys made us breakfast in bed...french toast! Then we went to the mall and had lunch and rode the merry go round! Bought him new shoes and earrings! We laughed a lot and had a great day. Love my fambly.

 

[BossMan62]

Bought flowers for her grave. Rest in peace mom.

 

[warrior queen]

I was too ill to do more than just send a message to mum - she's on the other side of the country.
(I have bacterial sinusitis and bronchitis, and my right arm is in a sling for the next 6 weeks.)
Here, as the mum, I had dinner cooked for me. Mind you, because I can't use my arm, that's going to happen for the next month plus anyway

 

[CandiCame]

I'm trying to work up the courage to go into the kitchen and forage for food... I haven't eaten and my metabolism is at a stand-still... but I really don't want to face my mom or my grandma.

 

[TallMan69]

I was too ill to do more than just send a message to mum - she's on the other side of the country.
(I have bacterial sinusitis and bronchitis, and my right arm is in a sling for the next 6 weeks.)
Here, as the mum, I had dinner cooked for me. Mind you, because I can't use my arm, that's going to happen for the next month plus anyway

I'm very sorry to hear that Warrior Queen. I hope you have a Zpak or other antibiotic course. Get lots of fluids and rest. Is that your real bum in the avatar? > -- I suppose it's kind of wrong to turn this into a MILF thread but got to throw up some props for such a nice butt.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Did what Batman always does.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvmfvjMyE1qff021.jpg