What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

[MADDOG]

Where's my tractor?

<Boo! hiss!>

OK! I know it's not a great joke, but this gorgeous girl told it to me today and it floored me! Maybe it's because she was hot?

But does anyone have any jokes that they got off kids or the mentally challenged that are worthy of repeating? Lame jokes rule. )

MADDOG

 

[R Nitelight]

MADDOG

We'll give you a ten second head start before we start throwing things. Frankly, you don't deserve it.

 

[Bobtoad777]

A dirty Joke

Six white horses jump into a mudpuddle

 

[Shylady]

omg maddog!! That is my all time favorite joke! My family thinks I should be commited too. lol


do you know what the snail said as it rode on the back of the turtle?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Cheri]

Guaranteed to absolutely floor anyone under the age of 3 and some others!

What's invisible and smells like carrots?




Bunny farts

 

[shy]

Re: Guaranteed to absolutely floor anyone under the age of 3 and some others!

What's invisible and smells like carrots?




Bunny farts

i'm sorry but i laughed

 

[teresafannin]

I laughed too, good practice for Thursday. Our 6 year old niece will tell every silly joke she knows & even more that she doesn't know.

 

[Juliangel]

When I was little I was ask the same people this joke over and over.


Q:If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?


A: Pligrims

 

[Guest]

"Now, what do I put in my barn?"

 

[Mustang Sally]

I don't get it.

 

[Ezzy]

What do the following letters mean as a one word answer.

ABCDEFG - PQRSTUVWXYZ.

This can be explained by a one word answer, and if no one gets it right I will post the answer latter.


EZ http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Myrrdin]

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep ?

Could crop circles be the work of cereal killers ?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant ?

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food ?

 

[Magic Merlin]

*measuring thickness of my skull...Ahhhh!*

If I have 20 sick sheep and one of them die how many sheep would I have? (this doesn't have the same effect if it isn't told in person!)

the answer: 25! bet you thought 19!(wrong answer!)

Try this: If I have 26 sheep and one of thme die how many sheep would I have?

AAaaawww! Now you get it!

Sorry, Lucious, but I don't get it either....

 

[Silverlily]

I think it is a play on sick.

Twenty-sick (read 26), get it?

 

[Magic Merlin]

*Yep,3 inches fo skull thickness today*

get it?

Unfortunately, not enough!

 

[Silverlily]

What can I tell you, darlin'? Try checking your Lit mail on occasion.