What color was that elephant?

[LukkyKnight]

I think there was something in the Jack Daniels. The last three threads I've been in I've seen a giant squirrel lamp... bad enough all by itself, but wait: I'm sure I just saw the thing move, and I think I heard it hiccup.

 

[Black_Bird]

That's not a squirrel, it's my girl friend!

Okay, so she's not much, but she's a cheep date; Just a few peanuts and she's satisfied.

 

[LukkyKnight]

You're not with the doberman?
~sigh~

 

[Black_Bird]

I dumpt her... She was a bitch.