What Category won;t you write in and why?

[lovecraft68]

This year I have challenged myself to (once my ongoing incest series finishes) write a story in as many categories as possible even if I am not really into them. To try to become a better writer. As I looked at the long list I marked off a couple that I absolutely couldn't under any circumstances write in. I thought it might be fun to ask this question of other authors if there is something you feel you couldn't (or wouldn't ) do with a quick explanation of why.
I have 2
Non consent as I was very close to someone who was raped years ago and I saw the lasting effect it had on her so there is nothing remotely exciting there for me.
The second would be Father/Daughter incest basically I think because I have 2 aged 21/18.

So what are yours?

 

[sr71plt]

I can't see myself writing celebrities. It would be too limiting and I think fanfiction is a bit dimwitted.

 

[lovecraft68]

I can't see myself writing celebrities. It would be too limiting and I think fanfiction is a bit dimwitted.

I would agree. However I did have one idea as soon as I saw it. On her 18th birthday Miley Cyrus films her first amateur porn that will be "leaked" to the internet and her father Billy Ray is filming it because he smells a dollar coming out of his daughters spread legs. Fucking vulture.

 

[oggbashan]

I wouldn't write for these categories:

Celebrities: I don't see much interesting to write about, and I don't know or follow any celebrity closely enough to meet the readers' expectations. Long dead celebrities? Possibly.

Gay Male/Lesbian Sex: Not my scene.

Illustrated: I can't draw and I won't steal other people's pictures to illustrate my story.

Interracial: I think part of the attraction of this category is the taboo nature of the sex. Since I don't perceive any taboo in interracial sex, I can't write about it. If my characters happen to be of different races or colours - so what? They're human.

Non-English: My few foreign languages are reasonable enough to read, to understand and to speak, but not good enough to write stories that I would post.

Text with Audio: My recording equipment and processing isn't good enough.

Og

 

[lovecraft68]

I wouldn't write for these categories:

Celebrities: I don't see much interesting to write about, and I don't know or follow any celebrity closely enough to meet the readers' expectations. Long dead celebrities? Possibly.

Gay Male/Lesbian Sex: Not my scene.

Illustrated: I can't draw and I won't steal other people's pictures to illustrate my story.

Interracial: I think part of the attraction of this category is the taboo nature of the sex. Since I don't perceive any taboo in interracial sex, I can't write about it. If my characters happen to be of different races or colours - so what? They're human.

Non-English: My few foreign languages are reasonable enough to read, to understand and to speak, but not good enough to write stories that I would post.

Text with Audio: My recording equipment and processing isn't good enough.

Og

You know I didn't consider Illustrated at all because I know damn well I can't draw but if I could I would. I can do interracial as like you I see nothing wrong however will admit one thing;
Although not racist towards Black men (I grew up in an all black neighborhood and that's what they called themselves I will not use African American unless they were born in Africa) I do have a pet peeve with the gang banger attitude of "White women want big black cock" I mean some women have that fetish.
But that statement is just so ignorant and that whole attitude drives me nuts. So I think I would stay away from the stereotyped "Hung black stud takes demure housewife kind of story"

 

[sr71plt]

I would agree. However I did have one idea as soon as I saw it. On her 18th birthday Miley Cyrus films her first amateur porn that will be "leaked" to the internet and her father Billy Ray is filming it because he smells a dollar coming out of his daughters spread legs. Fucking vulture.

Miley Cyrus is probably the very last celebrity I'd write anything about. I can't see what anyone sees in her as either erotic, pleasant to listen to in song, or comfortable to look at as a actress.

 

[lovecraft68]

Miley Cyrus is probably the very last celebrity I'd write anything about. I can't see what anyone sees in her as either erotic, pleasant to listen to in song, or comfortable to look at as a actress.

Didn't say she was interesting. It's just something that jumped into my warped mind at the time. I used to own a comic book store so i suppose I could always do a good old fashioned Wonder Woman does Xena story!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Didn't say she was interesting. It's just something that jumped into my warped mind at the time. I used to own a comic book store so i suppose I could always do a good old fashioned Wonder Woman does Xena story!

Everyone knows that Gabrielle is Xena's One True love.

 

[lovecraft68]

Everyone knows that Gabrielle is Xena's One True love.

Well now that's why it would be fictional

 

[TE999]

I also had the notion when I started posting here to write at least one story in every cat, but I think I've written in about every one I care to.

The ones I very probably will never write in are:

Celebrities: Boring.

Gay Male: Not my thing.

How-To: Limited subject matter.

Illustrated: I can draw breath and that's about it; that and flies.

Novels/Novellas: I have a short attention span. What were we talking about?

Reviews and Essays: Boring.

Text With Audio: No vocal talent.

Toys and Masturbation: Limited subject matter.

Transsexuals and Cross Dressers:: See 'Gay Male'

 

[lovecraft68]

I also had the notion when I started posting here to write at least one story in every cat, but I think I've written in about every one I care to.

The ones I very probably will never write in are:

Celebrities: Boring.

Gay Male: Not my thing.

How-To: Limited subject matter.

Illustrated: I can draw breath and that's about it; that and flies.

Novels/Novellas: I have a short attention span. What were we talking about?

Reviews and Essays: Boring.

Text With Audio: No vocal talent.

Toys and Masturbation: Limited subject matter.

Transsexuals and Cross Dressers:: See 'Gay Male'

Quick question on the teach with audio; My wife was a phone sex operator in college would it be cheating to use her? I mean would I have to make the noises? ugh!

 

[TE999]

Quick question on the teach with audio; My wife was a phone sex operator in college would it be cheating to use her? I mean would I have to make the noises? ugh!

Hmmm...I really don't think you'd have to be the one to do the speaking, in fact your wife would be an excellent choice given her former employment. You'd need to come up with the script...um...story of course. Noises are optional.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hmmm...I really don't think you'd have to be the one to do the speaking, in fact your wife would be an excellent choice given her former employment. You'd need to come up with the script...um...story of course. Noises are optional.

You know the only problem with her having that particular skill set is the "has she ever faked one?" because she can make the sounds on demand. At last years Christmas party she leaned over and into the ear of the vice president of the company started moaning his name and sounding like she was creaming herself. Great party trick.

 

[TE999]

You know the only problem with her having that particular skill set is the "has she ever faked one?" because she can make the sounds on demand. At last years Christmas party she leaned over and into the ear of the vice president of the company started moaning his name and sounding like she was creaming herself. Great party trick.

You guys must have enjoyed the restaurant scene in "When Harry Met Sally." I about busted a gut laughing.

 

[lovecraft68]

You guys must have enjoyed the restaurant scene in "When Harry Met Sally." I about busted a gut laughing.

That was really what it was like except the wife was lit as was the VP and he's pretty cool anyways. My wife was going onto detail about great his cock felt in her then when he made the crack "And which hole am I in/" the wife started squealing like a stuck pig and about six people at the table started snorting their drinks.

 

[TE999]

That was really what it was like except the wife was lit as was the VP and he's pretty cool anyways. My wife was going onto detail about great his cock felt in her then when he made the crack "And which hole am I in/" the wife started squealing like a stuck pig and about six people at the table started snorting their drinks.

That must be a cool place to work.

 

[lovecraft68]

That must be a cool place to work.

Well he's okay rest of the place kind of sucks. After that he had been talking to my wife about the phone sex and she had told him that we were a great match because I write erotica. He told me to send him some of my stuff. I asked if he was sure and he said absolutely. I sent him the story that eventually became The Breaking of Allison here on Lit. he never brought up sex in anyway again.

Poser!

 

[TE999]

Well he's okay rest of the place kind of sucks. After that he had been talking to my wife about the phone sex and she had told him that we were a great match because I write erotica. He told me to send him some of my stuff. I asked if he was sure and he said absolutely. I sent him the story that eventually became The Breaking of Allison here on Lit. he never brought up sex in anyway again.

Poser!

Aha! Mr. White-Bread, pseudocool, hisself. You don't rise that far in the hierarchy and retain any semblance of humanity. Probably afraid that it would somehow impact his career. Never trust management, you're one of the steps they use to get to the top.

 

[lovecraft68]

Aha! Mr. White-Bread, pseudocool, hisself. You don't rise that far in the hierarchy and retain any semblance of humanity. Probably afraid that it would somehow impact his career. Never trust management, you're one of the steps they use to get to the top.

Can you imagine if I sent him my incest stories?

 

[TE999]

Can you imagine if I sent him my incest stories?

There might be a vacancy in upper management.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Categories confuse me terribly. First I write a story. Then I try to figure out whathehell category it fits in. I wrote on story I thought belonged in interracial and it got bombed. The fools that read that must all be slavering over the "hung black stud/demure blonde" stereotype and if you don't give it to them they pout. I did pretty well in my single Loving Wives story but won't go into that den of hyenas again. I just sort of hang with Group Sex and Erotic Couplings and let the rest go. They don't mean anything to me anyhow.

And anyone looking for a continuance of my BDSM series will have a looooooooonnnnnngggggggggggg wait.

 

[lovecraft68]

Categories confuse me terribly. First I write a story. Then I try to figure out whathehell category it fits in. I wrote on story I thought belonged in interracial and it got bombed. The fools that read that must all be slavering over the "hung black stud/demure blonde" stereotype and if you don't give it to them they pout. I did pretty well in my single Loving Wives story but won't go into that den of hyenas again. I just sort of hang with Group Sex and Erotic Couplings and let the rest go. They don't mean anything to me anyhow.

And anyone looking for a continuance of my BDSM series will have a looooooooonnnnnngggggggggggg wait.

That's funny you said that about interracial. Did you get that from my post? Honestly I thin that is all they look for is the what do they call them "Black cock whore" stories? Whatever there is a lot of that in loving wives as well. I think for my interracial I'll go with a young Spanish girl who needs to get someone to sponsor her brother to get him in the country. I'm sure something will get worked out!
BTW that pic is awesome!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Celebs - huh, fanfic is worthless at best.

Gay Male - not my cup of tea as they say.

Anal - sorry, not really my thing.

Chain Stories - attention span thing

Erotic Horror - limited subject matter. I find nothing erotic about scaring the shit out of someone.

Non-English - I have a hard enough time with English (no wise cracks from the peanut gallery)

Reviews & Essays - Huh?

Text with Audio - maybe...but I doubt it.

Toys & Masturbation - it would be a real short story.

Tranny & Crossdressing - not my thing.

I have written in most of the other categories or could without to much trouble.

 

[Bebeslut]

I would agree. However I did have one idea as soon as I saw it. On her 18th birthday Miley Cyrus films her first amateur porn that will be "leaked" to the internet and her father Billy Ray is filming it because he smells a dollar coming out of his daughters spread legs. Fucking vulture.

Only if she makes it with Paris Hilton.

 

[Bebeslut]

Everyone knows that Gabrielle is Xena's One True love.

Everyone seems to forget Marcus (black guy, white woman), whom she went to Hades to hook up with in Season Two.