What came first- the chicken or the egg?

what came first- chicken or egg?

  • chicken

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • egg

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • I don't care, send GotFuzzyZebraThong pics

    Votes: 7 38.9%
  • men cum first

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Total voters
    18
Hell, I voted men cum first.

It's real fun debating this with a child. Gets them all dum-fuzzled.
 
Depends. If God did it, the chicken. If the big bang did it, the egg because it eventually became a chicken after years of evolution. If Descartes did it, neither because chickens don't actually exist.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Depends. If God did it, the chicken. If the big bang did it, the egg because it eventually became a chicken after years of evolution. If Descartes did it, neither because chickens don't actually exist.

hmmmmmm......
 
Joke I posted before but...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg,looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
 
Chickens aren't the only creatures that lay eggs. Eggs were around long before the first chicken showed up.

The first chicken probably didn't come from a chicken, but the first chicken egg definitely came after the first chicken.
 
its one of those mysteries of the universe that no one can answer, but hell, while im pondering this question, send me those pics!
 
the question is....

in the evolutionary process, how is it possible to make the change from life that regenerates through asexual cell separation to "life" that regenerates through sexual fertilization?

The answer to this question is funny...... all of the current evolutionary principals would make this transition..... IMPOSSIBLE....

It's kinda like quantum theory.... it has to be.... but it's impossible.....
 
I know how, but I would look really boring if I told you. Revel in your ignorance on the sex-lives of protozoa.
 
Re: the question is....

Texan said:
It's kinda like quantum theory.... it has to be.... but it's impossible.....


and in theory the bee can't fly...
 
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