What brand of cotton swab do you use?

[Starfish]

I prefer my earsex to be from the ever popular Q-tip brand cotton swab.

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/26117/300.jpg

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LOL


I only can pray this becomes a never ending thread....

and I'll agree, the original is the only way to go. Although those candles are cool....

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I hope you practice safe swabbing.

 

[Starfish]

My swabbing techniques are prime.....

Pyper will tell you... those candles are a scam. They don't work. If you use them in your ear, it is the same result as if you just burn one not stuck in an ear. They fill with wax from the coating on the candle as it burns, and that is what they claim is earwax.
bummer. I like having things sucked from my head.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Re: My swabbing techniques are prime.....

Pyper will tell you... those candles are a scam. They don't work. If you use them in your ear, it is the same result as if you just burn one not stuck in an ear. They fill with wax from the coating on the candle as it burns, and that is what they claim is earwax.
bummer. I like having things sucked from my head.

I've never been a premature ejaculator...until now.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: My swabbing techniques are prime.....

I like having things sucked from my head.

Me too.

 

[Vilac]

Q-Tips all the way.

I used to go the "paperclip" and the occasional "pencil" route...but that subsided when I got graphite stuck in my eardrum.

The plus side to that is that I never went without a writing utensel.

heh
V~

 

[k¡tty]

Q-Tips all the way.

I used to go the "paperclip" and the occasional "pencil" route...but that subsided when I got graphite stuck in my eardrum.

The plus side to that is that I never went without a writing utensel.

heh
V~

^ that seriously just gave me the heebie jeebies.
*shudder*

 

[brokenbrainwave]

anyone else ever tried the Water Pic Method?


My God, I thought I had huge black buggers flying out of my ears...

 

[Vilac]

^ that seriously just gave me the heebie jeebies.
*shudder*

Nah...it's not that bad...if you stick to these two basic rules:

1. Only the full-size plastic covered paperclips.

2. Only #2 pencils. Soft lead will mess you up everytime.



V~

 

[k¡tty]

This thread is repulsing me yet fascinating me at the same time.



I'm a sick chick.

 

[Guest]

I've never had earsex

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I use a plunger to clean my ears.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I've never had earsex

Giving or receiving?

 

[honeylick]

my ears are tight.

 

[Guest]

Giving or receiving?

Either. Which makes honeylick's ears perfect for me.

 

[Starfish]

Are they moist and juicy inside too?

 

[Vilac]

I've never had earsex

Well, Storm....

....I'm hung like a pencil....so if you'd just hold still.......


V~

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Are they moist and juicy inside too?

mmm, little nuggets of ear candy.

About the same consistency as a Chicken McNugget....

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

my ears are tight.

They won't be for long baby.

 

[Starfish]

Now we are talking about meat. This thread is going to become filled with depravity. The shame.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

McNuggets are in no way shape form or fashion, a meat product.

 

[Kain]

The white ones.

 

[honeylick]

bob, storm, i do have two earholes...

 

[perks]

I had to go look!

Speaking of meat...

I use Johnson's.