What Authors?

[slyc_willie]

I believe in the old saying, you're only as old as you want to be.

In that case, I've died and been reincarnated into a younger body.

 

[Edward Teach]

I've got another seven years before I reach the 70 mark.

Since I was voted most likely never to live past 21, I think I've done a fair job of it. Being a dirty old man takes a lot of forethought and hard work, if ya want to do it right. Teasing young ladies is just about the highlight of my life these days. Not to mention a few of them teasing back.

But you do have to be a gentleman about it.

Experience and common courtesy. See, now that's a part of what my daddy was talking about.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I take extreme umbrage with this attack on horny old men. There are quite a few horny old men here that I'm extremely fond of. And my stores wouldn't have one tenth the votes they do without those hony old men. Yeesh! And, I've forgotten after laughing my way through this thread, but wasn't she talking about all the authors being horny old men? Which, after checking under my dress, I can categoricaly state is untrue!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

So, did the OP ever come back and talk to all of you authors?

 

[sr71plt]

So, did the OP ever come back and talk to all of you authors?

Nope. Interesting, though, how many posters were talking about the "men" on this board that day, though.

 

[DG Hear]

I take extreme umbrage with this attack on horny old men. There are quite a few horny old men here that I'm extremely fond of. And my stores wouldn't have one tenth the votes they do without those hony old men. Yeesh! And, I've forgotten after laughing my way through this thread, but wasn't she talking about all the authors being horny old men? Which, after checking under my dress, I can categoricaly state is untrue!

Can I look under your dress to prove you are right. I tell everyone the truth, besides I still love your eyes.

 

[slyc_willie]

Nope. Interesting, though, how many posters were talking about the "men" on this board that day, though.

I was thinking the same thing myself.

 

[impressive]

I take extreme umbrage with this attack on horny old men. There are quite a few horny old men here that I'm extremely fond of.

Agreed. Then again, I like the horny old women, too. And the horny young women & men. Hell, just give me horny. I'm good with that.

 

[3113]

I would like to point out, in defense of "wickedredhead" (that's the original poster, in case any of you at the retirement village here have forgotten) that horny old men were not the only thing that they found problematic. Note the second part of the post:

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men....it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing...

Take note that there is no mention by the poster that they, themselves are an author. Only that they joined a site that has 'authors' and, to their great disappointment, the only messages they are getting have to do with getting laid or their fashion choices.

Clearly, they came here hoping for literary messages.

I am ashamed to say it, but we have failed to live up to our grand and glorious designation as 'authors.' We've been wasting our time writing naughty stories instead of sending literary messages to the newbies on this board which, evidently, is why we're here. It is not the gonads of readers we were supposed to be stimulating, but their minds and spirits with beautifully written, personal pm's and e-mails. Shame on us all!

Also, we seem to be a bunch of horny old men

 

[Boxlicker101]

If I or somebody else had written a beautifully worded sexual proposition in a PM, I wonder what the response would have been. That way, WRH would have heard from an author and a DOM simultaneously.