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[wickedredhead]

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men.

Since no one in administration is responding to my delete account message, it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing, I'm adding this here.

Please delete my account!

 

[Guest]

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men.

Since no one in administration is responding to my delete account message, it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing, I'm adding this here.

Please delete my account!

Do you have any stories up yet?

And yes, there are horny men here. Horny women, too.

Doesn't mean they can't write.

 

[Austin8]

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men.

Since no one in administration is responding to my delete account message, it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing, I'm adding this here.

Please delete my account!

Didn't they tell you?

If you want me to delete your account you gotta send me nekid pics, perferably full frontal nudity.

see ya

 

[sr71plt]

Your account won't be deleted that way. PM Laurel (you can find her name around here somewhere and clicking on that will lead you to a PM connection).

And I tell you that as an author here--strangely enough I can find that you are an author here. *shrug*

 

[slyc_willie]

Do you have any stories up yet?

And yes, there are horny men here. Horny women, too.

Doesn't mean they can't write.

Indeed. Some of us write at our horniest.

 

[Guest]

Indeed. Some of us write at our horniest.

Or naked-est.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men.

Since no one in administration is responding to my delete account message, it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing, I'm adding this here.

Please delete my account!

Lucky you. I get all the young ones. Oh wait, that makes me lucky. Sorry.

 

[glynndah]

I'm a horny old man?!? I do wish people would tell me these things.

 

[slyc_willie]

Or naked-est.

At the least.

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm a horny old man?!? I do wish people would tell me these things.

*gulp* Now you tell me . . . .

 

[glynndah]

*gulp* Now you tell me . . . .

Don't worry. It seems to have only happened very recently. I swear I was fine when I got dressed this morning.

 

[slyc_willie]

Don't worry. It seems to have only happened very recently. I swear I was fine when I got dressed this morning.

Ah, well. I swing both ways as it is.

 

[Liar]

Don't worry. It seems to have only happened very recently. I swear I was fine when I got dressed this morning.

Did that wand misfire perhaps?

 

[Austin8]

Don't worry. It seems to have only happened very recently. I swear I was fine when I got dressed this morning.

Oh my Glynndah this is terrible news! How do you get your womanhood back!

 

[hmmnmm]

Well if I would have to choose between being an old guy who's still horny or being an old guy no longer horny... uhhh... yeah, horny old guy. It's a good thing.

 

[glynndah]

Relax, guys! There's nothing in my panties that wasn't there when I put them on this morning.

 

[slyc_willie]

Relax, guys! There's nothing in my panties that wasn't there when I put them on this morning.

That's still not telling us much.

 

[Liar]

Relax, guys! There's nothing in my panties that wasn't there when I put them on this morning.

Come over here and there will be.

 

[sr71plt]

Relax, guys! There's nothing in my panties that wasn't there when I put them on this morning.

I would guess that would disqualify you as an Old Guy right there.

 

[Austin8]

Relax, guys! There's nothing in my panties that wasn't there when I put them on this morning.

Hmm, I better have a look, you can never be sure of these things until you get another opinion

 

[Dragonlipz]

bye bye

 

[glynndah]

That's still not telling us much.

Well, a girl can't tell all of her secrets at once, you know.

Come over here and there will be.

Oooh! Considering the subject of this thread, I'm kinda scared.

I would guess that would disqualify you as an Old Guy right there.

Um. Any response I can think of to that sounds really, really dirty.

Hmm, I better have a look, you can never be sure of these things until you get another opinion

My! You're so thoughtful. Generous, too.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

With three posts to her credit you would think that she would wait around a little longer...what did she expect on a smut site??? Daffodils and dandelions?

 

[Austin8]

With three posts to her credit you would think that she would wait around a little longer...what did she expect on a smut site??? Daffodils and dandelions?

haha, right, 3 posts, shit, were just gettin warmed up!

 

[glynndah]

She does seem to be the most unwicked redhead I've encountered around here.