What author scares you the most?

[nasty]

It may sound strange, but, Tom Clancy. The thing that makes him scary is he writes about REAL things.

 

[Debbie]

Michael Crichton

I love his books but the way he writes and his subject matter is SCARILY realistic

 

[Guest]

John

 

[cymbidia]

I don't read scary books.
I don't watch scary movies.

I have enough trouble with my imagination; why import nightmares? Or, crazily enough, pay for nightmares in the form of books and/or movies?

No thank you!

 

[Guest]

Todd

 

[Never]

Todd

Okay DCL, you can come out of hiding.

 

[Guest]

Okay DCL, you can come out of hiding.

If your little lit god denies it, you can believe him. This was just my revenge for his allowing others to call him a god.

 

[Laurel]

Todd

*cough cough*

 

[Lancaster]

M R James, Edwardian ghost story writer.

 

[Dhalgren]

Anything written by the amazingly talented author... Clive Barker is a scary read...

 

[MissTaken]

John Saul


But I think he unnerves me more than scares me. Any of his books that I have read have involved children dying. That is a difficult scenario for me to call a good read.

Dean Koontz has scared me from time to time as well.

 

[nasty]

I heard

Michael Crichton

I love his books but the way he writes and his subject matter is SCARILY realistic

A guy saw the film version of Jurassic Park, and he got ideas. To me, it seems he forgot to see the 2nd half of the movie, when they all die.

 

[A_Jacks]

DCL

since child pornography is the one thing which can shut down this site.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's "A_Jacks" now?

AJ, why not lose all the nickanmes and just stick with"WillNeverFuckingWin"?

LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay DCL, you can come out of hiding.

LOL I would never pose as The Almighty. He's too low on the totem pole. Mike Ovitz, maybe, but never God.

 

[Problem Child]

It's like being trapped in a locked car and all the radio stations play the same N'Sync song over and over.

 

[A_Jacks]

I'll use that as my next screen name. But I usually do win.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The fact that they were even nominated for an award much less won one is proof enough that the Grammys mean diddly-squat and represent bupkiss.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

But I usually do win.

LOL Yeah. That's what you usually do. Mop the floor with everyone. ROTFLMAO

 

[Problem Child]

Maybe A_J could win an grammy with his double platinum smash hit "DCL's a pedophile...baby".

He certainly sings it enough.

 

[Problem Child]

Maybe A_J could win an grammy with his double platinum smash hit "DCL's a pedophile...baby".

He certainly sings it enough.

Oh, and didn't Eminem win a grammy?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If Michael Jackson can do the same material for 15 years, I suppose AJ can too. And they're both about as pansy everytime they sing "I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it! Hoo!"

 

[pabloback]

It may sound strange, but, Tom Clancy. The thing that makes him scary is he writes about REAL things.

this has been on my mind all day since i saw the posting last night
tom clancy is one of my favourite authors right now and i cant get the image of a japanese airliner crashing into the whitehouse out of my mind
this thread now seems like a prophecy

 

[miles]

Oh, God. He's back.