What are your favorite movie, song, and TV quotes?

[JessGabriel]

I thought it would be fun to list our favorite quotes and lyrics. I'm sure there will be duplicates, but who cares?

"You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?" - Sophia Petrillo

 

[12oclocktales]

Faye Dunaway: She's my sister (slap from Jack Nicholson). She's my daughter (slap). My sister (slap). My daughter (slap).

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. (Followed by the most haunting music theme ever put on film.)

 

[JessGabriel]

"I can taste you on my lips and smell you on my clothes." - The Butthole Surfers

 

[12oclocktales]

As Juliet cried in her Romeo's ear,
Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?
REFRAIN
It was just one of those things,
Just one of those crazy flings . . .

 

[Rainblow]

Casablanca
 Ugarte:
You despise me, don't you?
Rick:
If I gave you any thought I probably would.

 

[12oclocktales]

An endlessly quotable movie. Here's another great line:

Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Capt. Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

Casablanca
 Ugarte:
You despise me, don't you?
Rick:
If I gave you any thought I probably would.

 

[12oclocktales]

I tried to be a good gal and live just like a saint,
But I won't be good much longer, because men like gals who ain't.
Seems a gal that's mighty sinful can put men in a trance,
And a gal with too much virtue just doesn't stand a chance.

Julia Lee, Decent Woman Blues

 

[110kelvinisstillprettycold]

TV -"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." WKRP in Cincinatti
Movie - "Leave the gun, take the canoli." The Godfather.
Song - "Poor man want be rich, rich man want to be king, king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything." Bruce Springsteen, Badlands.

Yes, I'm showing my age.

 

[stressedsubject]

"He punched the highlights out of her hair!"
- Young Neil (Movie: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)

 

[MNGuy]

From TV's Monk:
Bad Guy: How's your wife?
Captain Stottlemeyer: My wife is going to be fine. The doctors saved her life. You should call and thank them, because they saved yours, too,

From TV's Highlander:
Bad Guy: Your friend died on his knees begging for his life.
Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod: We'll see how you do.

From Film Animal House:
Hoover (whispering to Boon): Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon (standing up and yelling): Hey! Shut up you assholes!

From Film Unforgiven:
Will: Who's the fella that owns this shithole?

 

[CarlyAnn]

Shawshank Redemption

”I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dieing.”

 

[Rainblow]

The Longest Day:
"Get off the beach! Move inland! Get off the beach! Move inland! The sooner we get off this beach, the sooner they'll stop this blasted shelling. It's very bad for the dog."
Major Werner Pluskat

"I sometimes wonder who's side god is on."
German General

 

[butters]

"That'll do, pig, that'll do"

Arthur Hogget, from the film Babe

 

[bobbyinhouston]

"That'll do, pig, that'll do"

Arthur Hogget, from the film Babe

Pardon me while I whip this out. Clevon Little Blazing Saddles.

 

[Harrypalm]

 

[GessoOfJess]

Great, that's just what this country needs, a cock in a frock on a rock. - Bernadette in The Adventures of Priscilla

 

[Not Normal]

I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Gee,what knockers! Gene Wilder.

Thank you Doctor, Terri Garr. Young Frankenstein.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

The average Russian don't take a dump without a plan. The hunt for Red October.

 

[TallMan69]

“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”

~Barf from Spaceballs

“This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...”

~Run DMC from Tricky

“Hi! I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from …”

~Phil Hartman as Troy McClure in early seasons of The Simpsons.

 

[DoctorSmith8]

I thought it would be fun to list our favorite quotes and lyrics. I'm sure there will be duplicates, but who cares?

"You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?" - Sophia Petrillo

I enjoy vintage sci-fi. There's one called "Teenagers From Outer Space" that I saw when I was young. For some reason it has always been a favorite. I even located the DVD!