Beebeeblue
Wise Woman
- Joined
- Oct 4, 1999
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GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one
of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you
can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one
of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you
can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.