What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

[JerseyJade]

And I'm thinking that as long as you and everyone else I know here on Lit (even the ones I don't get along with) all stay healthy through all of this mess then I'll be very happy.

This!

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

My fucking memory sucks ass!!!!

 

[QuietCanadian]

I'm thinking canasta will be fun.

 

[minthe]

Afternoon naps are good for the soul.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Seeing a friend after too long is better!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is there a full moon out or what?

 

[TongueLust]

I get it.

 

[hulmule]

what am i thinking?? Mostly thoughts, a lot of them impure...

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Yes. They do.

That is just crazy!

Makes so much of some of the stories seem a little more credulous, to be honest.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Within a month we'll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts.

 

[jackieblue808]

can't think...too horny

 

[Tulia]

The quarantine life is really limiting the pregnancy sex that I planned on having with my husband.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Telling a partners parents that you're trying to get pregnant is the only acceptable way to tell them you're fucking their child.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What the fuck just made that sound?! It was like a cat being dragged across a xylophone.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I hope dinner is not disaster. I have all the ingredients, directions and a shape enough knife. So happy to only have first world problems these days.

 

[emsway]

Speaking of cats...mine are gonna be in for a rude awakening when I go back to work.

 

[lacandy]

I have watched too many episodes of Deadly Women. I recognize the same actresses in different episodes...if I ran into one of them out in public I would be like, “Oh my God! You killed your husband and moved your lover in two days later!”

 

[mnbreastluver]

According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Muh fuckers take this place way too serious. Maybe smoke some grass and eat some peanut butter cookies or whatever the fuck.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Muh fuckers take this place way too serious. Maybe smoke some grass and eat some peanut butter cookies or whatever the fuck.

How about just dipping the spoon in the peanut butter?

 

[Beardpositive77]

That with so many people in quarantine, smoldering (but unacknowledged) office romances and crushes are going to bubble to the surface. It's much easier to do so for some over text and email than in person. And when you haven't seen said person in a while....

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

All I wanted was to eat lunch in peace.

That "emergency" you knocked on my door for was a result of your incompetence. And thus not my emergency.

You can fucking wait until I finish my sandwich, fuckhead.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

If it weren’t raining outside I’d be more motivated. But some nice things can happen in here too..

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

I deserved that!!

LOL

 

[ChrisPharmD]

That with so many people in quarantine, smoldering (but unacknowledged) office romances and crushes are going to bubble to the surface. It's much easier to do so for some over text and email than in person. And when you haven't seen said person in a while....

Sexy Woman: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Playing videogames.”


Sexy Woman: ...Aight, Imma head out.