What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I haven’t had a party in ages. Could I bid for the party to be mine. I have a can of pre-made strawberry daiquiri, some salted peanuts and a malteser to offer in way of bribery payment

how can there be just ONE MALTESER! that is cruel... and also weird to leave one.

*eats the Malteser*

come in, we have bunting
 
how can there be just ONE MALTESER! that is cruel... and also weird to leave one.

*eats the Malteser*

come in, we have bunting

Apparently you have to share the maltesers (it says so on the pack) so I always leave just one for somebody else to have. I always follow the rules 😄
I do want cinnamon rolls now, though…. Thinking about what I may have in my kitchen…

I hope I haven’t given away all my good stuff for cinnamon rolls 🥺
 
Wondering how Florida can stand breathing the hot soup that is east coast air all year long
 
I got a text this morning from an ex roommate. He’s eloping and wants me there tomorrow at 6:30 in a random park. I have no more details.

Sounds awesome.

I’m bringing cash with a card, a flask with good scotch, and a recording when he once said his new wife could “punch me in the face” and he’d still “know it was my fault.”

Any other ideas for what to bring to an impromptu wedding?
 
This has been a long night, glad I don't have to do it again until August
 
I got a text this morning from an ex roommate. He’s eloping and wants me there tomorrow at 6:30 in a random park. I have no more details.

Sounds awesome.

I’m bringing cash with a card, a flask with good scotch, and a recording when he once said his new wife could “punch me in the face” and he’d still “know it was my fault.”

Any other ideas for what to bring to an impromptu wedding?
You got a toast?
 
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