What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

You have no idea. I might even be worse sober.

Oh darling, you are just perfect whether drunk or sober

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Sometimes, I stop and realize, with startled surprise, that I have a dick. I mostly ignore it and pretend it isn't there, but then something wakes it from slumber and it swells up and gets hard to ignore. I look down and there it is. Sticks straight out, makes my pants uncomfortable.
I find this as disturbing as anyone else, really. It turns out I am a man who has sexual desires and instincts. Even proper anatomy!

 

[StillRain]

Sometimes, I stop and realize, with startled surprise, that I have a dick. I mostly ignore it and pretend it isn't there, but then something wakes it from slumber and it swells up and gets hard to ignore. I look down and there it is. Sticks straight out, makes my pants uncomfortable.
I find this as disturbing as anyone else, really. It turns out I am a man who has sexual desires and instincts. Even proper anatomy!

I mean I would hope you notice it’s there when you pee, Nevyn. It’s kind of nice to hear of men who are not completely obsessed with their dicks and having to race off to the work bathroom to jerk-off every five minutes like obsessed, undersexed silverbacks.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I mean I would hope you notice it’s there when you pee, Nevyn. It’s kind of nice to hear of men who are not completely obsessed with their dicks and having to race off to the work bathroom to jerk-off every five minutes like obsessed, undersexed silverbacks.

Peeing is done in the dark and with a minimum of touching, just like showering.

 

[Codeman93]

Tequila

 

[Orchidea73]

Haven't seen pandaburr in ages.

 

[PassionsFlame]

When Lit makes me wait to post again, that just means it's time to take another drink.

I like this game.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Peeing is done in the dark and with a minimum of touching, just like showering.

I swear… you sound so emo in that post. If I don’t know you as well as I do. Silly Baby!

 

[barefootgirl69]

When Lit makes me wait to post again, that just means it's time to take another drink.

I like this game.

Not just posting but sending messages! I'm trying to fire off "Hi, thanks, not interested" quick, fast, and in a hurry. It's like having my speed controlled when driving a tractor trailer!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Not just posting but sending messages! I'm trying to fire off "Hi, thanks, not interested" quick, fast, and in a hurry. It's like having my speed controlled when driving a tractor trailer!

You got your CDL??

 

[barefootgirl69]

You got your CDL??

Nooooo, but if I did, I'd be pissed that I was hemmed in!

 

[Misshotndeep]

@Animaul
Only you, a few others and me will get this but I wanted to share the laugh.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, that thread will die a slow death.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I think tomorrow's to do list is long enough as it is.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think tomorrow's to do list is long enough as it is.

*adds my name to Franky's list in black permanent marker*


All set!

 

[FranklyFrank]

*adds my name to Franky's list in black permanent marker*


All set!

I was certain it was already there...silly me!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was certain it was already there...silly me!

It was! I just got greedy! Lol

 

[lacandy]

When you rarely drink it doesn’t take much to get pretty deunk

 

[Orchidea73]

I swear I'm gonna eat my dog alive one of these days. He's so damn cute when he complains!

 

[Codeman93]

That I really should go to bed

 

[TunnelKing089]

I'll be 56 in April,so I'm thinking how many cards I shall get.
Apart from the dozen I send to myself.

How's that bread going Mrs.Griffith?

 

[TunnelKing089]

Hell I might just start calling that guy Mrs.Griffith,got a good ring.

 

[bigwoody8]

I’m probably going to keep quoting and referencing stuff that’s 20-40 years old. Because it’s funny to me and if you know, you know.

 

[ydahecnot]

When you rarely drink it doesn’t take much to get pretty deunk

Best. Typo. Ever

 

[ydahecnot]

@Animaul View attachment 2224455
Only you, a few others and me will get this but I wanted to share the laugh.

He shocked the monkey