What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

Wondering whether I have the energy to masturbate. Parts of me are hungry for that touch but other parts are just too lazy!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Wondering whether I have the energy to masturbate. Parts of me are hungry for that touch but other parts are just too lazy!

Have a twix..I'm unsure what they are called now.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Wondering whether I have the energy to masturbate. Parts of me are hungry for that touch but other parts are just too lazy!

This is me daily. If I was loaded with cash I would hire a maid to clean and give me morning tugs. Maybe I could just pay one of my slam pieces.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey! How 'bout dem Aztecs?

The Mayans could take ‘em

 

[AmberLGreen]

Have a twix..I'm unsure what they are called now.

Might have to get the twin “Xtra”. Goes a little further

 

[AmberLGreen]

This is me daily. If I was loaded with cash I would hire a maid to clean and give me morning tugs. Maybe I could just pay one of my slam pieces.

Let’s split the cost. I will just watch her clean. If she could also do the ironing, that would probably get me off

 

[steelyblue73]

I’m thinking we’re very much overdue for a nice Saturday instead of these dreary ️ cold ones.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Why am I thinking of a toblrone

 

[AmberLGreen]

Why as m I thinking of a toblrtone

I’ll have whatever you are drinking

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Let’s split the cost. I will just watch her clean. If she could also do the ironing, that would probably get me off

I'm in....

 

[ydahecnot]

Let’s split the cost. I will just watch her clean. If she could also do the ironing, that would probably get me off

Don’t fib; the ironing gets you steamy and hot to the touch

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

The "old guys be proud" thread is the hardest I've laughed in forever.

 

[ydahecnot]

The "old guys be proud" thread is the hardest I've laughed in forever.

Madison Deck: *bows

 

[Misshotndeep]

This is the funniest crap I have seen in a long time.

https://fb.watch/juLOb3TyJ0/?mibextid=l2pjGR

 

[AmberLGreen]

Don’t fib; the ironing gets you steamy and hot to the touch

Oh but to watch somebody else do it . The steam, the smoothing, the way the arm moves in that stroking motion

Plus, you know my biggest fantasy is of you taking me over the ironing board after a long session of pressing

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh but to watch somebody else do it . The steam, the smoothing, the way the arm moves in that stroking motion

Plus, you know my biggest fantasy is of you taking me over the ironing board after a long session of pressing

I would have to check my starch

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I would have to check my starch

Is that what we're calling it now?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I would have to check my starch

You need help to make it stiff?

 

[ydahecnot]

You need help to make it stiff?

There’s almost always a fresh supply

 

[barefootgirl69]

*******: *bows

If this is a real person's name, should it be blasted on Lit? I think the mod deleted it in that thread.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If this is a real person's name, should it be blasted on Lit? I think the mod deleted it in that thread.

Sorry I don't know, however if you perhaps posted in the 'who you crush' thread around 9 my time...

 

[gga]

If this is a real person's name, should it be blasted on Lit? I think the mod deleted it in that thread.

But it's a great search term if wood decks are your thing.

 

[ydahecnot]

I doubt it is a real name, anyway; more like a nom de porn

 

[Xerxes82]

Who doesn't love ten inches of snow the last weekend in March?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If this is a real person's name, should it be blasted on Lit? I think the mod deleted it in that thread.

Oh whoops, that's totally on me. I didn't think of that. And yeah, my post got an edit. No worries. Pretty sure it's a fake porn name, but yeah.