What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[~Elizabeth~]

Ooh, should I have another cup of tea or water?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

*whispers seductively*

Go ahead, have some more cheese...

*slowly turns into a *

 

[cocokittysurprise]

*slowly turns into a *

No, don't fall for his wicked wiles!!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

*slowly turns into a *

Is that a sheep? My eyesight sucks tonight!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Thinking non-stop about cock worship and having 2 cocks in my mouth.

Can honestly say this would be a nightmare for me.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Is that a sheep? My eyesight sucks tonight!

You got it!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

*whispers seductively*

Go ahead, have some more cheese...

This is not very of you, "good" sir!!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

You got it!

Yay, I was right!!!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Can honestly say this would be a nightmare for me.

I'm excited to try it.

 

[EricaAnna]

Ooh, should I have another cup of tea or water?

Water for me right now...Tea in the morning

 

[Xerxes82]

This is not very of you, "good" sir!!

The devil was born an angel, after all.

I'm not the nice guy your mom warned you about.

 

[LostHorizon]

That was insane

 

[Xerxes82]

No, don't fall for his wicked wiles!!

Wow. There are two words that have never before been associated with me.

#bucketlist

 

[cocokittysurprise]

The devil was born an angel, after all.

I'm not the nice guy your mom warned you about.

My soul is pure as the driven snow and I'm as close to an angel as you're likely to find

Shenanigans!!

 

[Xerxes82]

Shenanigans!!

I said as close as you are likely to find. This being Lit, I challenge anyone to prove I'm not the most angelic among you pervs.

Y'all just drag the mean so far to the wicked that I can be both!

 

[cheekygirl75]

The newest Fantastic Four is just as boring as all the rest. (Don't come at me please, just my personal opinion.)

Agreed! It was all right. I don’t know if it was the alcohol I was drinking at the time or just the movie, but I couldn’t really give it more than half my attention.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I said as close as you are likely to find. This being Lit, I challenge anyone to prove I'm not the most angelic among you pervs.

Y'all just drag the mean so far to the wicked that I can be both!

Me, a perv?!? How dare!

I'M as pure as the driven snow.... I'm just here to help you heathens repent so that when it comes time for your eternal slumber, you can go to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky with 'No Ragrets'.

 

[EricaAnna]

The newest Fantastic Four is just as boring as all the rest. (Don't come at me please, just my personal opinion.)

I enjoyed it more then the previous ones, but that isn't a high bar.

Plus it had eye candy with Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby

 

[cheekygirl75]

Plus it had eye candy with Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby

That was the best part about it!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

 

[mobleedzblue]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

I’d rather have it crawl around than try to creep off

 

[Xerxes82]

Me, a perv?!? How dare!

I'M as pure as the driven snow.... I'm just here to help you heathens repent so that when it comes time for your eternal slumber, you can go to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky with 'No Ragrets'.

His noodly appendage graces me.

I see you are a woman of taste and class. I bow to your wisdom.

You're still a perv though.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

His noodly appendage graces me.

I see you are a woman of taste and class. I bow to your wisdom.

You're still a perv though.

You continue to cast aspersions upon my good name, sir, and that I can not abide.
We shall duel at a time of my convenience.

*Smacks you with a glove*

 

[Xerxes82]

You continue to cast aspersions upon my good name, sir, and that I can not abide.
We shall duel at a time of my convenience.

*Smacks you with a glove*

Ooh, don't you dare threaten me with a good time.

 

[Xerxes82]

Why does my right sock always get twisted around? I can just be sitting there & somehow it’s crawling around my foot until the heel is on top

I hate to double post, but I have a wild theory on this.

It's the Force. When enough Litsters are thinking about getting you naked, their combined focus and effort is enough to move your clothes with only the power of their collective will.

Thankfully, it's only enough to affect your sock!