What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ericalauren]

I did my SAD light therapy before. I did approximately an hour of it, and on the highest setting. Now, I have a headache. I think that I'll try the middle setting next time.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I overheard two guys having a conversation about the logistics of Santa, were he real. And then an attractive woman walked by and one of the two said "I'd like to stuff something down her chimney" after she was out of earshot.

And now I'm kind of wondering which orifice qualifies as the chimney in this case.

This is not the rabbit hole my brain wants to be going down right now.

Obviously her ash hole.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I kinda want to skip my shower tonight, but it’s going to feel so much better if I take it.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Bold of you to assume I'm thinking

 

[EricaAnna]

I kinda want to skip my shower tonight, but it’s going to feel so much better if I take it.

Thinking I'd like to take that shower too...

But also that its back to work in the morning...so an early night it is.

 

[LostHorizon]

I kinda want to skip my shower tonight, but it’s going to feel so much better if I take it.

I can never skip my night shower. I always regret it about 2:30am

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I kinda want to skip my shower tonight, but it’s going to feel so much better if I take it.

 

[latecomer91364]

So, once again, the federal government is getting ready to lie to the American public, when NORAD will once again 'track' the movements of Santa in his sleigh as he traverses the world giving Christmas gifts.

It's all in good fun of course.

The tradition began in 1955, when when a misprinted phone number in a Sears ad led to children calling the operations line of the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD), NORAD's predecessor. Air Force Colonel Harry Shoup answered one of the calls and, to his surprise, found a child asking about Santa Claus. He assured the youngster that CONAD would guarantee Santa a safe journey from the North Pole.

He got the approval to direct his staff to set up a short TV spot for the news, showing how CONAD was tracking Santa. It proved so immensely popular that it became a tradition.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

So, once again, the federal government is getting ready to lie to the American public, when NORAD will once again 'track' the movements of Santa in his sleigh as he traverses the world giving Christmas gifts.

It's all in good fun of course.

The only “lie” the government should ever tell the public.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

What the devil does “shonky” mean?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I’m just worried about a young man who had a cardiac incident at a race I directed this weekend. He’s in the ICU. He’s college aged. He was revived 3 times at the event. He’s breathing on his own, but not responsive. How long can someone be like that?

He’s on his way to a full recovery

 

[barefootgirl69]

He’s on his way to a full recovery

That's fantastic news!!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Starting to worry that I've done something wrong

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Apparently not going to bed just yet

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I’m wondering whether we’d get along better today than we did back then — maybe we could avoid all the traps.

But that’s exactly what coping looks like.

I’d love to tell her that every decision involving her is a struggle. She’d love that. But I’m not there.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Tomorrow’s Monday

 

[ericalauren]

I’m thinking about how much I miss my parrot. She’s fine, don’t worry! But she goes to bed around 5pm these days (it’s winter here) and I miss her at night.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Vodka and coke? Let me save you.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just because something is scary doesn't mean it's bad... I find I'm having to remind myself of that lately.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

It's okay for me to be selfish every once in a while.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Tomorrow’s Monday

Three people have already called out, including my boss. Just kill me now!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Three people have already called out, including my boss. Just kill me now!

*Sharpens the shank*

 

[Xerxes82]

Tomorrow’s Monday

One day closer to taco Tuesday.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I was out all of last week because of a medical issue. Now, im walking into the fire of a delayed workload.

Let me suffer this with dignity.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I was out all of last week because of a medical issue. Now, im walking into the fire of a delayed workload.

Let me suffer this with dignity.

Screw that.

Suffer it with wailing, tears, bitching, and snacks